(Yes, I changed the title, what? Got a problem??)
Bee: *Sings digitally* WELCOME MOTHER---KER!! *hits a pole* Ow..
In the mall..
Georgia Stick: *Points the handgun at the Potato chip bag*
Stheona: Serious gal? You don't need a shotgun..
Georgia Stick: Are you kiddin' me?? I was trying to get this bag of chips open for like a week!! This bag was made by SATAN!! *Shoots the potato chips and the bullet bounces in a different direction*
Stheona: Woah!!
Georgia Stick: See!! SEE!! I even tried blasting it. I just want some chips.
Stheona: *Hears sounds* What the? *Looks at the doorway and sees zombies* ZOMBIES!!!
Zombies break down the door...
Georgia Stick: *Shoots the bag of chips, it bounces off and kills a zombie* Touché bag.
Stheona: C'mon Georgia! *Grabs the chips and went deeper into the mall and sees zombies everywhere*
Sticker: *Runs and slips into the center of the mall of zombies* I'm so FUCKED!!
Stheona: Hurry! These dudes wanna eat your chips!!
Georgia Stick: Oh! Fuck them!! *Charges the handgun and shoots random zombies* You dare? Who dare?? YOU DARE!!
Zombie noises behind them..
Stheona: Hurry!!
They run into the Chainsaw & Shotgun store
Stheona: *Blocks the door* Get a chainsaw!
Georgia Stick: *Throws the handgun to Theona* Good Idea!!*Gets a chainsaw and uses it on the chips* Woo!!
Stheona: NO! For the zombies you retard!!
Georgia Stick: *Swings the chainsaw and doesn't noticed she killed zombies and hits the chips* Zombies?? What zombies?!
Stheona: *Grabs the handgun and points it at the zombies* Fuck! *Shoots one* You! *Shoots again* Headshot!! *Shoots one at the head and runs*
Random Dude: *Approaches Georgia* Yo yo, this is like crazy right?
Georgia Stick: -_- *Kills him a chainsaw*
Stheona: OMG, I don't think that guy was a zombie.
Georgia Stick: I know, THE PERFECT MURDER.
They walk out of the store and sees a BTS store.. (Represents how much I hate this Band)
Georgia Stick: I'll kill whoever made that store..
Stheona: Of course! That must be where the outbreak started. Those merchandise are irresistable!
They see an old woman about to wear a BTS shirt.
Old woman: Eh, didn't wear it yet..
Georgia stick and Stheona: *Charges weapons*
Run down a hallway..
Stheona: Dead end!!
Georgia Stick: Good one!
Zombies approach them from behind slowly..
Georgia Stick: *Tries to open the bag* I wish I had fingers..
???: Me too! *Also tries to open a bag of chips*
Stheona: *Sees a girl wearing a cap* Who the fuck are you??
??????: Uh, less on talking more on finding a way out of here!!
(Fact, Liz, Gabbie and Agatha.. Mystery characters!)
Gabbie: Sick trick.. *Throws gasoline and shoots it. It Burns the zombies to death* Fuck yea!!
Agatha: Since when did you get gasoline?
Gabbie: From Liz..
Stheona: You just saved our life!!
Liz: I know! *Bites the bag*
*Sprinklers spray water on the fire*
Zombies: *Come back to life* Brainz.. Brianz..
Liz: *Bag of chips open* Oh crap! Finally! *Eats the chips*
Georgia Stick: No fair! Can we share?
Liz: ..... *Hides the chips* ¡Vede al mierda! (Subtitles: Fuck off!)
Stheona: Oh fuck!!
YOU ARE READING
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HumorHahahaahahaAhaAAHa.. Kill me ....Whut? I was bored. Main inspiration was from AWolfsJourney Also, I might not be posting anymore because.. Highschool. But that won't stop me! Also, Slush Invaders belongs to Guildedguy, aka Michael Moy, and if you'r...
