Failures at Hand Pt.2

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Warning
This*cough*These*cough* randoms may not have the following personalities of the original series. If this triggers or angers you, maybe this isn't your shit to deal with.

I present.. to you..

FAILURES AT HAND PT.2!!!!!!!

Puns

Cherielle: Hey Kordz, what's a skeleton's favorite intrument?

Kordy: I don't know, what is it?

Cherielle: A tumbo-

Kordy: A XYLO-BONE!! *Laughs* I bested you at it Cheri!!

Cherielle: (How did I not think of that)?

Yun-Yun: *Plays the trumbone*

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Kordy: Hey, knock knock.

Thomas: No, never.

Kordy: Come on, knock knock.

Thomas: *Sighs* Who's there?

Kordy: Pasta.

Thomas: Uh, pasta who?

Kordy: Is the spaghetti gonna.. PASTA way?

Thomas: You nuisance! *Shakes Kordy* Knock Knock!!

Kordy: Who's there?

Thomas: Ice cream!!

Kordy: Ice cream who?

Thomas: Ice cream! If you do bad jokes again, I swear, I'mma ki- wait a minute.. OH GAWD!! KORDY! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MEH!!

Kordy: I'm so proud.

You just got schooled.

Andrew: Ok everyone, what is 2x2?

James: Oh! I know! Pick me!! Pick me!

Andrew: Yes James?

James: Obviously, 2x2=22 Sir!

Andrew: Sorry but, 2x2 is 4, you made a terrible effort.

James: Whaa?? How could this happen to me!?

Corey: Hey, James. You know what?

James: No..

Corey: You just..

James: Corey..

Corey: got..

James: Stickcorey, I swear, I will harm you!

Corey: *Lenny face* Schooled.

James: #%&%#a--/*-+/887-+-//&%&¥¢¥€¥¢€₩~{}[[{{=««¿®®®·»»»¿®©©™»»»··^^§$f^[[u§}=c}k€§§#-%/+%&&you--%-%-©©:-O!!!!! *Flips a table onto Corey*

Andrew: James!!

Corey: I'm okay..

Food eating contest

Eurielle&Lise: Go! Go! Go! Go!

Ana: *Spits out the hotdogs and slowly starts to faint*

Lise: Aww, come on Ana.

Eurielle: Now it's my turn! *Holds her plate of sushi*

Lise: You got it!

Few seconds later

Eurielle: *All the sushi was in her mouth*

Lise: Go Euri! Go Euri!

Eurielle: Effer give uf. *Gulps all the sushi* OH MY GOD!!

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