A Silver Bullet

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(Who is satisfied with that picture above? *Raises her hand* I am.)

Andrew: I HAVE THE ONLYTHING THAT CAN STOP VAMPIRES!! *Holds his gun* A SILVER BULLET!!

Big Blue: THAT ONLY WORKS ON WEREWOLVES YOU IDIOT!

Andrew: *Growls and shot him in weak spot*

Big Blue: O-O *Cries on the ground* I think you popped it...

Andrew: Well I think this silver bullet works fine on jerks like you!

Meanwhile..

Vampire Thomas: *Eating hamburgers with his other vampire friends*

Vampire Matt: WAIT! DOES THIS BURGER HAVE ONIONS IN IT!?! *Drops to ground* Ah! It burns!

Vampire Tucker: I thought a vampire's weakness was Garlic.

Vampire Thomas: It is. He just really hate onions.

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