Bacon Soup

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In the middle of nowhere..

Josh: Man... I'm starving...

Omar: I know... *Opens an empty shed*

Josh: 0-0

Omar: Josh? *Waves hand infront of his face* Joshie boy?

Josh: F-food... *Points to the top shelf*

Omar: 0-0 *Looks at the shelf and sees bacon soup* IT'S MINE!! *Tries grabbing for it*

Josh: No! It's mine!! *Pulls him back and tries reaching for it*

Omar: *Grabs him by the back of his shirt and flungs him outta the shed* IT'S MINE!!! *Grabs the can, opens it and eats it* Ah...

Marc: Hey guys-! *Sees Omar having bacon soup*

Omar: It's delicious..

Marc: Did you even check the expiration date?

Josh: O-o? Did you?

Omar: *Looks at the expiration date*

Exp date: 01/01/1782

Omar: .... *Freaks out and holds his mouth*

Josh: *Looks at the expiration date* There's a bucket outsi-!

Omar: *Pucks on Marc*

Marc: Eww!! Gross!!

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