How to End Big Blue

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Big Blue: Haha! You'll never take me alive StAndrew!

StAndrew: That's what you think! JamesyBoy!

Stick James: Don't call me that..

StAndrew: Just load in the fucking guns!

Stick James: -_- *Whistles*

Slushers: *Load in guns filled with liquid*

Big Blue: ...

Stick James: Fire!!

*Shoots Big Blue with the liquid*

Big Blue: ... (o.o)? *Laughs* Haha! What am I? A cat? Water has no effect on me losers!

StAndrew: ...That wasn't water..

Big Blue: What was it then?

Stick Jorge: My roommate's saliva. *Points to StHang drooling while he's asleep*

Big Blue: EWW!! *Starts to remove it* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU SLUTS OF A BITCH'S MOTHERFUCKER-!?

StAndrew: *Punches him and knocks him out*

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