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Stick James: I'm so bored, you said this park was gonna be fun!

DJForte: Geez, be patient. We're next inline.

Stick Luke: Okay! *Grabs the gun* Let's shoot some birds! *Aims at the moving cardboard targets*

Manager: You have unlimited bullets but you have 15 seconds, now go!

Stick Luke: *Starts shooting* I got this! *Misses* Damnit! *Shoots again and misses* Fuck!

Stick James: You're gonna lose!!

Stick Luke: I KNOW!!

DJForte: Do something you nincampoop!! *Shakes his shoulders*

Stick Luke: *Shoots and misses* Hey! Stop making me miss!! *Aims at cardboard pigeon and shoots* *Almost about to hit it* YES!!

DJForte: *Gasps*

Manager: And.. ZERO!! You lost, your ranking is terrible.

*The bullet misses*

Stick James: *Facepalms*

Stick Luke: Aurgh! *Bends the gun in half* This game is so difficult!

DJForte: Welp, ho-,

Stick Luke: Give me another gun, I want a rematch because I know how to do it now.

DJForte: *Gives him a gun*

Manager: Same rules, now go!

Stick James: Do it!

Stick Luke: Let's do this! *Aims at the cardboard cut outs*

Ben Stickobi: *Pushes Sticorey aside* Move aside young Luke. *Holds a sniper and aims* May the force be with me.

Stick Luke:The fuq!? Dude!

Ben Stickobi: *Shoots everything and wins*

DJForte: Awsome!

Stick James: High-Five dude!

Stick Luke: *In the background* Wait your fucking turn!

Ben Stickobi: Whatever young Luke, now we must go to Taco Bell, for dinner! *Leaves with DJForte and Stick James*

Stick Luke: Stop watching Star Wars! They're messing with your head! *A chair hits Luke from behind*

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