Sweary Christmas from the Slushers (Early, I know)

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(I kinda regret this, althought this is for your guys entertainment. It's almost Christmas, plus if I did this on christmas, this wouldn't happen. I'm busy with programs with the animating club.. So, don't judge me..)

BEGIN!!

Kyle: *Strums the ukelele on a chair* We wish you a merry COCKFART!! We wish you a merry SHITBARF!!! We wish you a FUCKINGASSNINJA!!! ... And a happy new yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaarrr!! SHIT!

Andrew: Yup, merry christmas everyone!

Westick: Wait, it's not christmas yet, it's the middle of november!!

Stedro: I'mma go shit.. *Walks away*

Joshstick: Wait, don't shit in the firepla-!!

*PLACE EXPLODES*

MERRY??? UH, MERRY ADVANCED CHRISTMAS THAT IS IN NOVEMBER  CAUSE I HAD TOO!!!!!

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