Mii, Kordy, Stickyle, and Westick: *At a Haunted House*
Random Dude: *In disguise* Welcome to the house of horror! Do you dare, to get the free candy in my house?
Westick: YEAH!! I WANT A SNICKERS BAR!!!
4 of them: *Ranting the candy they want*
Random Dude: Listen, listen, LISTEN!! *Catches their attention* I got snickers, I got butterscotch, and every kind of candy you can ever imagine!
Kordy: *In the background* Butterscotch? Who gives that?
Random Dude: Hehe, all you gotta do, is come in my house.. *Goes inside* Come inside and get candy... You don't need permission, NO PERMISSION AT ALL. *Closes the door*
Stickyle: YEAH!! This is not suspicious at all! We are totally not getting r4ped or murdered. *Pats Westick's shoulder* Let's do this!
Westick: We're gonna enter your house and get free candy!
Mii: I am not going in there.. even if there's candy still not doing it.
Kordy: *Pushes him* C'mon, it'll be fun.
Westick: Ok, *Pushes Stickyle to the door* Open the fucking door already.
Stickyle: *Rings the doorbell* Hehe, trick or treat motherfucker-!
Random Dude: *Opens the door and a trap door opens up and Stickyle falls into it* *Leaves the door open and goes away*
Stickyle: *Girly scream* *Gets trapped*
Westick: Oh my freakin god! XD That scream!!
Mii: Nope, this is a waste of time.
Kordy: Oh, is someone scared??? >·>
Mii: What?! No, I can get through this house and not get murdered or scared.
*They enter the house and there are bear traps everywhere*
Mii: Uh, Westick, you go first..
Westick: Alright boy and girl I got this. *Random dude appears behind him*
Kordy: Uh..
Random Dude: *Whispers in his ear* Yeah, you got it boy, now get started. *Pushes him and disappears* Yeah, you got it.
Westick: Woah! *Back flips, cartwheels and jumps over the last bear trap* Yeah! I did it!
Mii: How is tha-, why can't I teleport?
Westick: In yo faces! I win, scaredy ca-, *Steps on a pressure plate and falls into a trap* *Blood curdling scream* AHHHHH!!!!!
Kordy: Oh my god, this is bad. How am I gonna explain this to StAndrew?
Mii: Don't worry, we can get through this. When we get that candy, we can go find them. *Pushes her to the next room* Now move!
*They go to the last room which has a single axe swing left to right*
Mii: Psh! Too easy, you can do this. *Pushes Kordy and she makes it to the other side*
Kordy: Okay, your turn.
Mii: Got it! *Steps on a button and falls down to a trap* *Emotionless* Fuck..
Kordy: God, guess I'll find them after I get the candy.
Random Dude: That's what you think..
*Reveals he's Big Blue and the house lifts away with Stickyle, Westick and Mii in a cage, leaving Kordy watching*
Kordy: .......Are you fucking shitting me?
Mii: *Appears beside her* Yup.
Kordy: Gah! *Starts kicking him* Why didn't you save the others?!!
Mii: STOP KICKING ME TO HIDE YOUR DAMN SHAME!!!!!!!!! >:(
StAndrew: *Appears out of nowhere* Hey, have you seen Westick and Stickyle? Stedro is having trouble sleeping and we're giving Westick a new gun.
Kordy: Shit.. *Stops kicking him*
Standrew: What did you do??
Mii: .......
Kordy: ....GAVE GET HERE RIGHT NOW AND USE YOUR TELEPORTATION POWERS!!
Gave: Alright! *She creates a tornado and blows her away*
Kordy: I knew her powers would be useful one day..
StAndrew: Well that was weird..
Mii: My everything hurts..
(I think wolf already knows this)
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HumorHahahaahahaAhaAAHa.. Kill me ....Whut? I was bored. Main inspiration was from AWolfsJourney Also, I might not be posting anymore because.. Highschool. But that won't stop me! Also, Slush Invaders belongs to Guildedguy, aka Michael Moy, and if you'r...
