Slush Fighter's Random..

Boi NO (Pt. 1)

Kordine: You know, I came here to celebrate with you guys for a while before going back to business, but SWEET MERCIFUL BUDDHA, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH HIM??!

Waqas: YES!! *Wears and activates robot arm* I pulled an all-nighter! But finally, I'VE ACHIEVED MY FINAL FORM-! *Stops and starts crying in pain all of a sudden*

Kordine: Is he's always like this..

Andrew: Only when he hasn't been sleeping..

Kordine: Thank Jesus Christ-

Cherielle: He doesn't even sleep.

Kordine: Gawddammit!

Pedro: Is no one gonna ask why he's crying?

Dan: *Reads instructions* Oh, I know why. The thing somehow attaches itself to his nervous system. And by the dying hyena sounds he's making, doesn't make it look like a good experience.

Tucker: Yeesh, don't want to be him. *Sips his hot chocolate* Did he build it?

Dan: As far as I know, rocket-obsessed man here was putting rocket launchers under George's bed last night.

George: *Stops nibbling his cookie* ... Say what now?

Dan: Consider it your Christmas present.

George: What?

Kiki: So uhm, besides that, has anyone seen Thomas, Hang, and the others?

Kordine: Didn't they go to buy pizza?

Kiki: That was two hours ago Kordy..

Kordine: Don't call me that-

Tucker: *Gets a call* Welp, I'm taking this.. *Answers* Hello?

Thomas: Hey Tucky, bit of a problem. Hang kinda ran off and we don't know where he went. Could you tell Kiki and Kordine to track him down for the meantime? I'd do it myself but Kyle and Kirby are blocking the doors and doing stuff and I somehow can't get out.

Tucker: Hey uhm, Ki-

Kordine: We heard it, Tucker.

Kyle: You've been driving from 4pm to 6pm for a pizza. Maybe you should stop and take a nap!

Thomas: I would if I could MOM, but that ain't an option today, is it?!

Kirby: Let's go to McDonald's!!

Thomas: MOVE!! *Sighs* Sorry about this, its just that I'm starting to think this is a two-man job..

Kordine: Well, too bad Thomas. Its me and Kiki's day off.

Thomas: And since I know its your day off, I added somthing to help give ya some motivation..

Kordine: Yeahya, real funny. Seriously, what could you do to possibly-

Waqas: AAAAHHHHHH *Starts hitting walls and flies out through windows*

Thomas: That...

Tucker: You gave him that?!

Kiki: C'mon Kordy-

Kordine: Not my name..

Kiki: We gotta find Hang!! For our complete Christmas!

Kordine: *Jumps out the broken window* I hate that goddamn arm!

Tucker: .... Sweety, we're gonna have a talk when this party is over..

Thomas: Not until I find a way out of this car- STOP PUTTING YOUR FEET NEXT MY FACE KIRBY--, FRICKEN KYLE I SWEAR-

Khan: What is even going on?

Corey: You finally have the braincells to ask...

Andrew: Er, where even are you?

Thomas: Causing traffic..

Andrew: Alright! Cheri, Stewart, Marc, we're gonna save Tucker's boyfriend.

Marc: *Snickers*

Tucker: Dude.. Excuse me, I already have a gf.

Thomas: I have a child.. also, can you not sound disgusted, the call is still going-

Tucker: *Stops the call*

[Sometime and someplace]

Kordine: *Comes out of the 7-eleven with a slushie* Slushies and depression, somehow making me look even more edgy..

Kiki: *Runs towards Kordine*

Kordine: Ah Kiki, long time no see-

Kiki: I can't believe you just left me with that guy?!

Kordine: Waqas?

Kiki: Yes!

Kordine: What part of that was out of character for me?

Kiki: *Sighs* Fair enough.. Anyway, I think we should start thinking of where he went off to..

Kordine: Well obviously, he probably ran off to a quiet place.. Forest or sewers maybe..

Kiki: What makes ya say that?

Kordine: Remember last Christmas?

Kiki: Which we both agree, didn't happen. But I see your point. The problem with that is that there aren' any forests nearby. And the sewage systems are usually loud.

Kordine: How would you know that they were loud?

Kiki: I got stuck inside the sewage once.

Kordine: Hmm.. How bout we split up?

Kiki: If it'll also help by being productive, then yes. Let's do that.