(Stagon Uh, problem with the Aqua vs Stagon thing, damn wattpad says it has reached the limit of words!! Goddamit!!!)
Gildedguy: *Runs to Thomas* Dude! I need some advice.
Sthomas: Michael Stick, on what?
Gildedguy: You're a video game master! You probably know how to do stuff with girls!
Sthomas: What man, pssh! You saying you want dating advice? Dude, I'm a chick magnet. You came to the right guy. But..
Gildedguy: What?! Jade isn't interested in me!
Sthomas: I can't deal with that bullshit. I got a date with Ocean tonight. Gotta get ready for the big night. *Wink*
Gildedguy: C'mon dude!! Help me! I'll.. uh...
Sthomas: ALLOW ME TO PUNCH YOUR FACE?!
Gildedguy: *Removes the helmet* Fine, I'll let you punch me in the fa-! *Gets punched in the face* Ow my face...
5 minutes later..
Gildedguy: *Behind the bushes with Thomas behind a bench with ladies* What are we suppose to do?
Sthomas: Lesson #1, surprise them. Ladies love surprises! *Pours a bucket of water on them* Here comes the muscle man.
Gildedguy: Ugh...
Seven minutes later..
Sthomas: Lesson #2, *In a handsome voice* BE CONFIDENT. *Normal voice* All you have to do, is pick up a hotline, say it to the lady, and make it romantic. *Goes to a lady*
Lady: Oh, hello. I'm looking for the charm store.
Sthomas: Babe, you're looking at a charm store right here.
Lady: I get it. *Giggles*
Gildedguy: *In the background of their conversation* Oh my gawd.. *Cringes*
8 minutes later
Sthomas: Okay, last lesson. What you gotta do is get a hot bluez.
Gildedguy: Uh, what does that mean? Date a blue? Heck no!
Sthomas: No, why would we date a blue, that'd be disgusting!
Female!Blue: *Walks away sadly*
Sthomas: It means get a nice, hot blue cape like mine!
Gildedguy: Psh! I don't need a blue ca-!
*Girls start surrounding Sthomas, chatting how cool his cape looks on him*
Girl#1: Holy crap! Is that a blue cape, it's so cool!
Girl#2: OMG, you're so swagish..
Sthomas: Okay GG, remember what you've learned. Surprise them, act confident, and get a hot bluez.
Gildedguy: Alright, got it! I can do this.
(Later at Jade's room in Clan Nemesis)
Jade: *Reading a book on her bed*
Gildedguy: *Bursts in, wearing a blue cape* JADE! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Jade: AHHHH!!! *Gets her fans, trasforms them into her spear and fires fire at Gildedguy*
Gildedguy: *On the floor* Ow...
Umbrella: ._. *Backs away into his room*
Jade: Michael! What the hell?! What's your problem!!?
Gildedguy: The fire... that hit me..
(Back at Slushers)
Stick Michael: *On a wheel chair, wearing bandages*
Sthomas: So Michael, how'd go?
Stick Michael: Next time... I'm asking Kyle.. or Kordy.
Stickyle: Well, you know.. Sometimes, All you really need is a big, long D
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HumorHahahaahahaAhaAAHa.. Kill me ....Whut? I was bored. Main inspiration was from AWolfsJourney Also, I might not be posting anymore because.. Highschool. But that won't stop me! Also, Slush Invaders belongs to Guildedguy, aka Michael Moy, and if you'r...
