Slush Fighter's Random..

Slushers vs Humanity

((Admin: I LEARNED MY LESSON OKAY!))

Andrew: Hello everyone and welcome to Slushers vs Humanity. Unfortunatley, uh, alot of the Slushers, Slush Fighters X and W didn't want to come. *James's laugh in the background* Okay so, here we have Stick Waqas.

Waqas: Oh, hey everyone, I'm trash.

Andrew: C'mon, have some confidence in yourself, and someone who doesn't need any confidence at all, Thomas.

Thomas: Hello everyone! If you're looking for me, I'm right here!

Andrew: And we have James.

James: Hey everyone! Let's do this punks!

*Round 1*

Thomas: Yes! I'm the cardzard! *Reads the back of the card* Hey guys! If I said kickstarter, what would you say?

James: *Gives Thomas his card*

Thomas: *Reads it* Finger Painting!

James: YES!!

Thomas: *Reads another card* Sthomas pregnant with Stucker's unholy defus?!
((Admin: I'm hitting myself with a frying pan okay?!!!))

Andrew: Oooo!

James: *Laughing*

Thomas: Uh.. I don't want to talk about it. *Reads the name* Wiquos!

James: What is an Wiquos?

Thomas: ... Waqas!

Waqas: Uh... uh...

Andrew: Care to explain it to Thomas?

Waqas: It had Thomas' name on it.

Thomas: *Blushes* Uh..

Andrew: I don't have an answer though..

James: You can get pregnant?

Thomas: I said, I don't want to ta-

James: WHAT IS PREGNANCY!?!!!!

*Round 2*

Andrew: Yes! I'm the cardzard! *Reads it* If I were a.. *Gets nervous* Str-stripper at the ge-gentals? Thomas?
((Admin: *Hitting herself harder with the pan*))

Waqas: Gentals?

Thomas: Hey! Don't look at me!

Andrew: *Continues* My stage name would be blank.

Waqas: What's the gentals?

James: Thomas! Take us all to the Gentals!!

Thomas: Well, I know Sean!

Sean: Hoe, don't do it..

Thomas: It takes about some days to get there, so le-

Sean: *Walks in* Oh my god Thomas.. YOU REALLY WANT YOURSELF TO GET KILLED DON'T YA!!

*Please stand by...*

James: *With a bruised eye* I'll ask him later.. *Laughs*

Andrew: I used to give Ashley the.. but she.. uh she..*Laughing asshole in the background(James)*

Waqas: Please don't talk about that!! *Rubs his bleeding arm*

Andrew: Ok, if I were a stripper at the gentals, my stage name would be.. *Reads James's card* The devil himself, oo! Spicy. *Reads Waqas' card* The roman stri- oh my gawd.. *Reads Thomas' card* The pervert?

Thomas: Best I could think of!

Andrew: Oh well, I guess I'll pick James's. It's spicy.

James: Yeah! I won!

*Round 3*

Stickylar: Dad? What are you doing?

Thomas: Pft.. read it..

Stocean: Thomas, whatever you're doing, I don't like it.

Thomas: Fine.. Stucker, you read it.

Stucker: Ok.. *Reads it*

Andrew: Oh my..

Stucker: If I were a stripper at .... *Blushes* Gentals? My stage name would be, blank.

Gave: This is very inaproppriate.

Later on...

James: Hey! Who wants to come with me to Andrew's performance of the devil himself?

Stucker: Uh.. no thanks!

Stickylar: Nope..

Gave: Please no..

Stocean: Never..

Ashley: Same.

Andrew: WHY?! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEH!!

~~Later on~~~

Stucker: Ok, ok.. *Laughs*

Gave: Stucker, don't..  *Laughs* I'm lurking!!

Stucker: If I..

Stagon: Don't do it... *Laughs*

Stocean: *Laughs* Please.. don't..

Stucker: If I were a stripper at the gentals, my stage name would be.. *Reads Stocean's card* A Slusher Fag, pft! *Laughs*

Cherielle: *Points to Big Blue and Green cuddling* What? You mean these two? Rude.

Gave: *Giggles* Are you a Slusher Fag?

Stucker: I don't know actually... *Laughs*

Stecho: *Runs into a wall* THE DUNNO SQUAD!!!!

Gave: DUNNO!!

Stucker: DUNNO ASWELL!!

~~Later on~~

Stucker: Ok, if I were a stripper at the gentals, my stage name would be.. *Reads Gave's* Len face. *Lenny face and reads Stagon* A dragon ta-

Stagon: Shut your bubblegum ass up!

Stucker: Ok, okay! *Laughs* Okay, I pick Gave's.. *Lurking*

Gave: YES!! I WON!!! VICTORY DANCE!!!!

Stecho: WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!

The end...
((Admin: *Lying on the floor bleeding*
Brother: You laughed too hard again did you?
Admin: *Nods*))