Failures at Hand Pt.3

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Warning:
If you do not like this shit, then don't deal with the shit.. I'm having a bad time, but I'll be baddy to write this! (See what I did there? *BA-DUM-TISH*)

Flirting

Kordy: *Drinking chocolate drink*

Andrew: Hey Kordy? Did it hurt when you fell?

Kodachi: Oh my, I know where this is going!!
Kordy: (Shut up Kodachi) Uh, no. I landed onto the co-

Andrew: For me?

Kodachi: OMFG- PFTT!! HAHAHAHAHA!! I'm Lurking!! *Laughs*
Kordy: *Few seconds of Silence*

Andrew: Uh?

Kodachi: Oh shi-
Kordy: *Pukes out black substances onto Andrew* Augh shit!! What the fuck man!? What was with the flirting!!?

Andrew: What the heck is this?! *Tries to remove the black substance* This never happened to Pastel!!

Kordy: It's normally something a puke out. *Continues drinking chocolate* Pastel and I? We're friends stupid. *Walks away*

Andrew: ..... I... Got... Trolled?

Pastel: YOU JUST GOT TROLLED!!!!

When the Slushers Just Fail

Big Blue: C'mon! Give it to me nigga!!

Andrew: AH!!!!!!!! *Gets punched by big blue* Ouch man, take it easy.

Stedro: Geez, you okay man?

Big Blue: C'mon nigga! Yo weak or something?

Andrew: I'm not a nigga, I'M THE AVATAR OF WATER!!! *Points at Big Blue*

Big Blue: What? You don't even have po-

Sthomas: *Throws water onto Big Blue*

Big Blue: BITCH!! *Injects super strength vial and punches Sthomas*

Andrew: THOMAS-SAN!!

Stedro: Oh, shit..

Big Blue: I'm touppe! Who's next?

Stedro: Come on! Fight for real Andrew!!

Andrew: I won't let him get away with this!! *Runs at big blue*

Big Blue: *Punches him and removes a tooth*

Andrew: He's too strong.. Another time, retreat!! *Retreats with the rest of the Slushers Naruto style*

Sthomas: Hey! Wait for me-

Big Blue: *Punches Sthomas* You next?!

I'm Saying it!

Xiana: DON'T YOU DARE!! KORDY!!

Kordy: Hey guys! Guess what!?~

Xiana: *Shoves her to the ground and covers her mouth* Shut the door!

Yun-Yun: Hey guys! Guess what!? You'll never believe what Xiana just told us!

Mii&Cheri: Uh, okay?

Yun-Yun: Ya know, she has a crush o-

Xiana: *Screams very loud and cracks the glass of the windows open*

At Big Red base..

Big Red: Ah, what a day of relaxation.. right?

Reds: Yup!

Big Red: Let's en- *Hears the screaming* *Eardrums explode*

Back at Slushers..

Everyone: *Ears are ringing*

Xiana: .... Sorry..

Mii: What?

Cheri: What did you say?

Kordy: Lol.

Xiana: What?

Kordy: Sorry. *Pulls out cotton out of her ears and hears Big Blue come infront of Slushers*

Big Blue: WOULD YOU NUISANCES KEEP IT DOWN!! SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING NOT TO EXPLODE THEIR EARDRUMS!!

Kordy: .... *Throws a flash bomb at Big Blue and closes the window*

Big Blue: These are ju- *Flash bomb explodes and he couldn't see a thing nor hear* What just happened?

Big Red: What?!

Let's play ball!!

Stucker: Ok!! Ready?!

Stomar: OK!!

Rika: In 3! 2! 1! *Blows the whistle*

Stucker: *Kicks the ball towards the goal Stomar was blocking*

Stomar: TIME TO GE- *Gets hit in the weak spot*

Kordy: *Shades on* WASTED

Stomar: *Falls to his knees*

That's all now. Thanks for all the 300 followers. Appreciate it very much. Welp, Kordy out.

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