Bad Luck{discontinued }

Friendly Neighborhood Matchmaker

STILL AT DINNER FROM LAST CHAPTER

I turned around to see Dani smiling at me like a maniac. I shoved a roll in her mouth and she forced a frown on her face trying to eat it.

"Okay first off no, forget any matchmaking you were about to do. The only reason I'm matchmaking is because I'm being black mailed. Get it."  I use that joke way too much.

"Wah, how did you kno-"  Dani said halfway done with the roll.

"And, I say this with good intentions, Snape is bad news. He just wants to get in your pants to make Lilly jealous." I started my rant off a little too mean. She started to protest but I shoved a brownie in her mouth. "And I'm sorry to tell you that but ,as your friend it is my, um what's the word when you HAVE to do something?" 

"An obligation" She said while finishing off the brownie.

"Right, where was I ,Oh as your friend it is my obligation to warn you about people like him. Now you know I don't judge people like that but I know who he is and what he has done and you can not go out with him he's just using you." I finished my rant and waited for her to say something. 

"I thought he just wanted to be friends. Plu..plus I like somebody else."

"Oh my god, I know who you like!" I squealed and looked over towards Sirius.

She nodded and I shoved her shoulder. "I heard he's gay so.."

"What! Oh no that's so embarrassing."

"I'm kidding" Jesus she did like him like a lot and I know for sure because say it with me, even though it's wrong I read her mind a little bit. Ten points to your house if you actually said it.

I turned to Remus and peter  and started to talk to them knowing someone was eavesdropping, and that someone was Dani Brown. During our conversation I would turn around once in a while to see Dani smiling like a crazy person and I would smile right back at her because I had a plan to get Sirius and Dani together. Man, I have a lot on my hands.

TIME SKIP TO THAT NIGHT (2:30 am)

Tonight is the full moon and even though my dorm is underground I still heard the howls and didn't get any sleep and it didn't help that my cat was currently sleeping on my face.

"Uhhhggg please get off." I yelled into my cat's fluffy belly desperate for some sleep that I wasn't going to get.

"Masie," one of my roommates whisper yelled , "go to sleep. NOW!"

My cat meowed and jumped onto my roommate's bed. "Get back here you little traitor." I whispered to my cat genuinely upset about her betrayal. The howls from one Remus Lupin in his werewolf form had finally come to an end. I stood up groggily and peeled mouse ,my cat the traitor, off of my roommate and placed him on my bed.

"I should've named you Spawn Of Satan." I whispered to the fluffball that was again on my face and started to fall asleep when I saw a not flying my way. it read:

Masie, No matter how reluctant you are I am determined to set you up with your perfect match

                                                                                                                                                     -Dani  

I started to write a reply on the back of the parchment

Dani, okay, although this isn't fair because you are madly in love with Sirius I shall set you up with him aswell

                                                                                                                                       -Masie

                                                                                                                P.S, may the best matchmaker win.