Reality Bites Harry Potter

Operation: Love Bird <3

SUSAN'S POV

Hannah drags me away and I sigh. Blaise was kind of cute. I was actually going to try and talk but nooo instead I'm being dragged into another case of Hannah and Shay's adventures in Dramaland. "Shay has a crush on Fred" Hannah says and I pretend to be shocked. "When did that happen?" I ask and Hannah shrugs. "I kind of only figured out when our favorite ginger turned redder than her hair" Hannah says and I internally roll my eyes. She's been in love with him since the first week of school. Catch up, Hannah. All of a sudden Pyper comes running over. "Meet me by the staircase at 6. Make sure Shay isn't with you" she says and I nod, smiling. Great, new adventures, new detentions. Who knew school would be this much trouble? Hannah smiles. "I predict some mischief" she says and I laugh. At least I had Hannah to keep me sane. We head to find Shay, sure she's hiding to wish away her own stupidity. She has a classic case of the schoolyard crush. Symptoms include blushing, stuttering, and occasionally... death. Or at least a death wish. We find her and manage to persuade her to go to classes. We leave her to eat while we go to meet up with Pyper.

BLAISE'S POV

Why did I agree to this? I feel like Pyper's planning something and I'm not sure if I want to be involved with it or not. I feel like I'm making a mistake by agreeing to this, but what other choice did I have. I can't handle those two when they get excited about an idea. I'm pretty sure I'm just being dragged along for the ride. I followed Pyper and Theo to the foot of the staircase where Susan and Hannah were standing there, waiting. Seeing Susan for some reason, made this all a little bit better. "So what did you want to talk about?" Hannah questioned. "Not yet," Pyper said grinning. "Follow me," She says leading us up the stairs. She's taking us to the RoR, isn't she? "Ugh, I hate these stairs," I grumbled as we ascended up the stairs. "You and me both," Pyper said sighing. "Then why do we have to go there?" I asked, frowning. "Because I know we won't be interrupted." She says rolling her eyes. Luckily, there weren't a lot of people around at this time, so we got to the top fairly quickly. Hannah and Susan looked completely out of breath when we got there. "I never knew how much I hated stairs until now," Hannah grumbled. "Seconded," Susan said after catching her breath. "This better be good," Hannah said glaring at Pyper. "Oh, it is!" She said smirking. I watched as Pyper paced the wall. Hannah and Susan just looked at her like she lost her mind. After the door showed up and everyone got inside, Pyper finally told us what she was planning. "Okay, so we obviously know that Fred and Shay are crushing hardcore on each other." She started. "Yeah, and?" I asked raising an eyebrow. "Well obviously it's annoying to all of us how oblivious they are. So does anybody have any ideas on how to get them together?" She asks. Susan looks cute when she's thinking. Wait, did I just seriously think that? "We could just say we want to have a study session in the library and then no body show up" Theo offered. "That's brilliant!" Pyper says grinning. Theo blushes. Ugh, gag me already! Hannah rolls her eyes. "That won't work. The moment Shay sees that no one is there, she's going to run for the hills." She says shaking her head. Pyper frowned. "That's true," She says sighing too. "Well, until we figure it out, let's just wait it out for now. Until then, if we ever need to talk to one another without Shay being around, our code word is RoR." She said grinning. "Ooh and we can name the operation, Operation: Lovebird!" Hannah says enthusiastically. "Okay, well, since we've got that all figured out, can we go eat now?" I ask scowling slightly. "Is someone a little hangry?" Theo teases. I just flip him off. "Ooh, I'm so scared." Theo says rolling his eyes. "It's a finger everybody!" He announces. "Okay, Theo, we get it." Pyper says shaking her head. Finally we go back to the Great Hall for dinner. We have detention with Snape after this.

SHAY'S POV

Worst. Dinner. Ever. It's apparently not bad enough that my friends disappeared and I was stuck eating dinner with Trollface (and Prince Charming but I kind of enjoyed that at first) but then bitchface Johnson had to go and ask him out RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! It took everything in me to fake a smile and walk away when I heard him say yes. Luckily my friends FINALLY showed up so I could complain to them. Susan looked anxious when I told her and it was kind of confusing but I was focused on my own dilemma I didn't have time to focus on hers. We finish eating and I lead us to Snape's classroom. We walk in and he has 4 tables set up with dirty cauldrons and gross stuffs to clean. "Good evening" he says and I smile slightly. "Good evening" I say back and he tries not to smile. "Since you can't seem to grasp the basic premise of my classroom I'm hoping maybe your sister can help you at least not kill someone in my class" he says and I nod, heading to the one clean table in the room. "Lucky" Hannah mumbles and I make a face at her. Pyper starts teaching me the basics that everyone else has already learned, only this time it actually makes sense to me. "Best detention ever" I mumble and Pyper rolls her eyes. "I'm just hoping you don't fail this class or McGonagall may kill us all" she sighs. I nod, focusing hard on my work. Detention ends and I yawn, heading to bed.