Reality Bites Harry Potter

Worst. Party. EVER!!!

That troll thing was so totally not cool! I had completely forgot about it with all the glitter and fabric I've been buried in the past month. I had been planning this party long before I told my sister because I wanted it to be perfect. Getting  all the supplies in by owl was NOT EASY! Luckily I had Lavender to help me. She showed me ways to shop where I can get exactly what I want and the owls can still deliver it. She even showed me how to get the owls to deliver directly to the owlery and deliver me a simple piece of paper to the dining halls. Pyper gave me weird looks when I got papers once every week but I shrugged and told her I didn't know. Every night for what felt like forever Susan and I would sneak off to meet with Lavender to make wings and dresses for each girl I deemed worthy. I even ordered hair spray and hair clips so we could have glitter hair if we wanted. There was no way I was letting this party fail. I put Hannah in charge of inviting everyone and Pyper talked the kitchen into providing pumpkin juice and desserts. Pyper even got Snape to let us use the dungeons! So when the troll barged in when we were fixing our hair I was NOT AMUSED! "Go away, booger breath!" I say and he turned on me. "Ok... maybe I shouldn't have done that" I mumble just as the boys barge in. The troll grabs me by my ankle and I scream. "Would you dummies do something?!" I yell at them and Ron gives me a stupid look. "Harold?" I say and Harry looks confused. "That's not my name" he mumbles before yelling "Wingardium Leviosa" and the club the troll had goes up in the air, hitting the troll in the head. "Finally!" I yell going to look myself over in the mirror. "Ok, I need a brush and hairspray. You two losers need to go find costumes if you want to come to this party. And for future reference, don't be a dick to Hermione. It's not cute" I say, flipping my hair as they scurry away just before McGonagall comes in. "What is going on here?!" she asks and I sigh. "We were getting ready for the party when this troll came crashing in and Harry and Ron came in and stopped him" I say and she huffs. "Did none of you think to come find a teacher?!" she asks, looking at everyone. They all look at the ground and I shrug. "It all happened so fast I doubt a teacher would have been any faster" I mumble. She rolls her eyes but leaves and I sigh, looking at everyone. "Am I the only one not ready yet?! Seriously?!" I sigh and Hannah and Susan quickly get started on my hair and makeup. It's nice having female besties. We soon are ready to go and I lead our way to the dungeons. Luckily, all of our party decor hadn't been messed up and so the party is ready to go. We arrive and I immediately get some pumpkin juice. All the dramatics was making me thirsty. I see Fred and George arrive and I almost choke on my juice. "Riddler! and Joker! How?!" I say and George smiles. "Dad gave us some muggle comics to read. I thought you'd be impressed" George teases. Fred looks like he's seeing a ghost. "Fred? Are you ok?" I ask and he just stares. George rolls his eyes. "He thinks you look nice. He also seems to be broken so he's yours for the night" George says walking away. Fred quickly goes after him. I sigh. "Thanks, Fred. Real cute" I say, rolling my eyes. More people start to show up and I start to panic. I don't know half of these people, how did they get invites?! "Hannah!" I yell and my friend pops up in front of me. "You called?" she says and I sigh. "Who all did you give invites to?" I ask and she frowns. "Invites? I thought we were just making posters for the bulletin boards" I start to panic. "We only were supposed to invite 50 people tops! That's what I promised Snape when he agreed to this!" Pyper yells and I groan. "I'm trying to think" I say and everyone shuts up for all of like 5 minutes before I see the evil witches of Cloudtower. "Look, girls. It's our enemies" I tease and then I see who it is that's dressed up. "Actually, it is our enemies" I say, glaring at Angelina. Then I see freaking Lavender is dressed up as one of the baddies. "Seriously?!" I say and she shrugs, smirking. "I needed costumes for us too, that's why I helped you" she says and I sigh. "Bitch" I hiss at her and she flips her hair as she walks away. "Ok, we seriously need to think about how to get this crowd down" I sigh. Oliver approaches, wearing a simple crown with his normal hogwarts uniform. "Who are you supposed to be?" I grumble and he smirks. "Your prince charming. duh" he teases and I can't help but smile a bit. "There we go, much better. Now let's get this crowd sorted" he says and he whistles loudly and everyone shuts up. "Unless you were directly invited by the kind fairies please leave" he yells and people start to slowly leave. I hear a crash from next door and I freeze. "No, no, no, no, noooooo" I yell, running to Snape's classroom next door. I see Lavender and Angelina looking at a bunch of broken glass on the floor and I sigh. "Who all is witness to the fact these two brats broke it" I say and a lot of hands shoot up. "Awesome... Now I've gotta go find Snape" I sigh, heading for his office. I knock and I hear him sigh. "Come in" he says and I open the door and slowly head inside. "I'm sorry but Angelina Johnson and Lavender Brown skipped my party and decided to crash your classroom instead" I mumble. He looks at me, raising an eyebrow. "Were you directly involved?" he asks and I shake my head no. "Then why are you the one apologizing?" he asks and I frown. "Because I was responsible for the party and I let it get out of hand" I mumble and he smiles slightly. "Thank you for telling me, I will handle the punishment from here. 10 points to hufflepuff for your bravery and honesty" he says and I nod, heading out of his office. I see Hannah and Susan waiting for me and I smile. "Not as bad as I expected" I mumble as we head back to the dorms for bed.