After a long night of heists and being at the club, Joker and Harley got home and went straight to bed. Harley of course went towards Mr. J and cuddled next to him. He tried to push her away but she didn't bulge. He may have showed that he had nothing for her but deep down he new he did. It was strange. He didn't want to fall in love, he never wanted to fall in love but there was something in Harley that was special. Who would ever fall in love with a man who dressed as a clown and was psychotic? Well I guess that one person was Harley. It was morning. Harley was still in Jokers arms and he didn't move one bit. He woke up before she did, and once the sun hit Harley's eyes she flinched and began to wake up.
Harley: Ugh Puddin! Can ya close the blinds? Please
She mumbled.
Joker: Oh Harley, it's time to wake up. We got a big day today
Harley: Everyday is a big day with you Puddin
They both laughed.
Harley: Ugh fine. I'll wake up. But only for you
Joker: Aww baby
They both shared a kiss and stayed in bed for a couple of minutes before joker got up and went too take a shower. Even though Harley hated getting up in the morning she'd always get up for her Puddin.
While Mr. J was in the shower, Harley had the idea to go down the stairs and make some breakfast. She needed to make him something right? Once Joker got out of the shower, he walked down the stairs and smelt his favorite breakfast. That little minx. She new exactly what he liked.
Harley: Here ya go Puddin. Your favorite
Joker: Aww thanks Harls. You always know how to make daddy feel better
Harley: Ofcourse I do. Why wouldn't I?
They both ate their breakfast and got ready for the big day. Harley was a bit nervous but why would she be? She new that she would be perfectly safe with her Puddin. She always was excited but also a bit nervous too on their heists. Every heist is an adventure but the one thing that was unpredictable was the gangster type of business. She never took the men seriously but they did have some major weapons. If they ever tried to hurt Mr. J, they'd have to go through her first. She did promise him after all.
Harley: So Puddin, where exactly are we goin?
Joker: You'll see baby don't worry hahaha
She giggles.
Harley: Okay
Harley was unsure what was going on in that little mind of his but she had no worries. They pulled up to a big dark building and there were men waiting outside the doors. They parted and a big man was in the center. Both gangs, Jokers and the other guys, started walking towards one another. The man spoke. Harley stood beside Mr. J, like always.
Guy: So, you're the Joker
Joker: Yes. And you must be the big man that everyone's talking about
Guy: Who is everyone?
He was pretty serious. Harley kinda giggled but shut her mouth once Mr. J looked at her.
Guy: Who is she?
Joker: She's-
Harley: Harley Quinn nice to meet ya!
Guy: Hi. (He smiled with interest) Joker, you didn't tell me you had a woman?
Joker: She's not MY woman she's just my-
Harley: HIS girl. Right Puddin?
Joker: Harley what did I say about interrupting MY meetings!!!
Harley: I- I'm sorry Puddin, I-
Joker: Go get in the car! And don't come back out! I'm going to have to talk to you later!
Harley: Yes sir.
She new that she should've kept her mouth shut. All she kept telling herself was how stupid she was for what she did. She knew that she would get punished once they got home. While she was walking towards the car, the man spoke.
Guy: J! That's no way to treat a lady. She was only making conversation
Joker: Don't tell me how I should treat MY lady. Clearly I don't see you with anyone
Guy: Hey watch your mouth Joker
Joker: What did you say?
Oh no. Harley knew once those words came out, trouble would begin. Harley ran back to the men and tried to stop it.
Harley: Now guys come on! Let's just forget everythin that was just said yeah?
Guy: Move out of the way sweetheart, this is between me and your boyfriend who clearly has no respect!
Joker: Hahahaha!! Respect?! Haha oh my I should really watch my mouth then huh?
J said sarcastically.
Guy: You know what I am wasting my time. Let's make a deal
Joker: What you don't want no beef?
Guy: No. I actually want your girl
Joker: Harley? Haha go ahead have her
Guy: Really?
Harley: Wait what? Puddin!-
Joker: Yeah go ahead. She means nothing to me anyway
Guy: Ha you're serious? You would give me this gorgeous woman and not keep her for yourself?
Joker: Nah. Besides she'd be punished when we got home. So since I have no respect, go on and take her
Guy: Alright. Here's your money and this is what I get in return
Joker: Haha whatever you say
