Joker and Harley One Shots

Caught

   Harley was shopping with Ivy. She liked hanging out with her she was her best friend after all. "Harley, why are you still with that clown for?" Harley looked over to Ivy. She was use to her saying rude comments and calling J names. "Ivy. I know that ya don't like us togetha but he loves me, he really does. Ya just don't know him like I do" Ivy rolled her eyes. "Harley. It's pretty obvious that he isn't good enough for you. There is someone better out there. I mean what do you think he could possibly be doing right now this instant?" Harley laughed. "Ivy stop! He told me that he had some business too take care of. It's fine. He's always busy anyways." Ivy hated how Harley was so drawn to him. She couldn't stand it. At least once a month she comes to her house and cries because of what he's done to her. She knew that she couldn't stop her though. Ivy sighed "Whatever you say Harley. Let's start heading back home, yes?" Harley smiled in relief. "Finally!! I don't like shoppin that much anyway. Usually Frost goes out shoppin for me and my Puddin. Or Mistah J chooses the clothes for me. Lets go!"  They walked out of the mall and headed home.

   Ivy dropped Harley off. "Thanks for the girls day out Red! Love ya!" Harley said as she got off the car. "Bye Harley!" Ivy drove off and Harley was now in the front door. She couldn't wait to see her Puddin.

   She opened the door and dropped off her things. Most of it wasn't paid for. Everyone was frightened of them so they mostly got whatever they wanted. They were all toys. Mostly. "Puddin! I'm home!" She tried to hear a response but nothing. As she was walking upstairs she started to hear weird sounds. She thought to herself "Is that moanin? What the hell?" As she got closer to the bedroom she cracked open the door and saw what she'd thought she'd never see. "WHA-WHAT THE HELL?! J?!" Mr. J jumped off the girl that was in the bed with him. She was also stunned. "H-Harley?! What the hell are you doing here?! I thought ya were hanging out with Ivy all day?!" Harley couldn't move. She was heart broken. "W-We had a change of p-plans." She had tears streaming down her face. Him. Her Puddin had moved on. He cheated on her. Her face was full of heart break. J felt guilty. "Harley please. It's not what ya think! It meant nothing!" Harley wanted to laugh so hard in anger. "Really?! Cuz it sounds ta me that it sure was satisfyin! Wait... why am I still even here?!" Harley took out her gun and shot the woman that he was with in the head. After that, Harley dropped her gun. She was numb. J was surprised. "There. Now ya can clean up the mess ya made." She smiled. "But just know Mistah J that you, will never clean up our mess. We're through." He laughed. "What Harley?! Ya can't call off our relationship! That's my job! Hahaha!" She walked away like a zombie. Life less and had nothing to say. "Where ya going Harls?" J said in the door way with just his underwear. She didn't look back she just kept walking. He grabbed her wrist. "Let go of me you cheatin asshole!!" She slapped him in the face. He looked up at her with anger. She didn't care what would happen to her. She was done. If he killed her, he killed her. He punched her face hard. She lied flat on the ground and couldn't move. "Stupid whore." She got up with all her strength once she heard that. "Me?! Are ya serious! You're callin me a WHORE?! Says the guy who just cheated on me! You're the whore J! YOU! Tears formed in her eyes. "H-how could ya say that?" She went down to the floor and started crying with her face in her knees.

   J turned around and saw her. He didn't want to hurt her. He really didn't. He did love her truly. He bent down. "Harls? Please stop crying." She didn't stop. "O-or what? Ya gunna h-hurt me again?!" He saw the tears she had. He made a huge mistake. She looked in his eyes. "J. I'm done with ya. With us. I can't forgive ya for this. I-I can't." She grabbed his face with her hands and whispered, "Ya broke me." He didn't know what to say. There was no excuse for this mistake. He started to tear up a bit. "Harley please. Give me one more chance! I won't do it again I promise!" She shook her head. "Ya will. I know ya will. That's probably why ya were okay with me hangin with Ivy for the past couple weeks. It was her wasn't it? Tell me." He went down to his knees and started to cry in guilt with his head down. "Harley please. It meant nothing!" He said trying to hold her hands. She couldn't believe it. Ivy was right. "Wow." She got up away from J and started walking towards the front door. J ran towards it and stood in front of her. "Harls. Stop it. You're not thinking clearly! Come on." She didn't care what he said. It was over. "J let me go. Please. Ya moved on clearly. There's no excuse! Ya cheated and now ya get the consequences." She kissed him on the cheek. She didn't want to kiss him on the lips after what had happened. Her face was now close too his. She whispered,"See ya in the next life J." She lightly pushed him to the side and walked out the door. He lost her. He would never be the same again. Without her what would he do? He would never forgive himself.