(Here's Part 2! Enjoy)
Harley, Catwoman, and Joker were driving into the city. "Wow. It's crazy silent tonight. Peaceful really. Meh too silent for me. Let's go wreck some havoc!" They parked in front of a gas station. "Wait what is this?" Harley was confused. "You said we had to cause a distraction Harley so I got one", J said. Harley put her hands up. "Not like this! This is so basic. This is like first timer crime stuff. Shouldn't we do something more chaotic?" Catwoman shrugged her shoulders. "Well I didn't expect to come at such a small setting but these simple settings do usually get more attention sometimes. It'll work" Harley scoffed. "Yeah. For a security guard! Ugh come on let's go rob some snacks" J stopped Harley so he could go first. "This is gunna make a fine headline. Think about it" Harley rolled her eyes. "Yeah as a joke" J laughed. "Exactly Harls!" Harley smiled in realization. "Oh my gosh! Puddin! Now I love this idea!" Catwoman rolled her eyes. "Okay guys come on. Let's get some attention around here!"
They robbed the gas station and of course someone called the police. They took snacks, drinks, and cigarettes. Well J took the cigarettes. Harley found a rat-a-tat-tat gun and showed it to J. "Look Puddin I found a gun!" She moved quick and shot it at his head. He flinched. "Oh my gosh! I just made ya flinch!" J rolled his eyes. "Oh stop Harley I didn't" Harley giggled. "Yes ya did! Oh my gosh I'm so happy! Ya know I would never shoot ya J" J laughed. "Yeah right. I want to shoot you sometimes but I choose not too because you're my servant" Harley rolled her eyes. "Whateva" Catwoman was waiting for Batman too come. Finally they heard the cops. They made a run for it. They hopped in the car with their stuff and zoomed off. They escaped of course.
They found a dark alley way and waited there. Catwoman was irritated. She swore that this distraction would work but it didn't. "Kitty do ya want some chocolate? I have plenty!" Catwoman shook her head with her head down. "Oh come on! I have ice cream!" Catwoman looked up and gave Harley a little smile. Who could resist ice cream. "Wait do ya want this or a shot! Up to you" Catwoman shrugged her shoulders. "Why not both" They took shots together. After they took one they took another. J was looking out for Batman and finally he saw a dark figure in the alleyway ahead of them. He yelled, "He's here stray" J called her a stray as a joke. Like a stray cat. She jumped up. "Where!" J pointed ahead and yup it was him. "Wait let me go first. Let it be a surprise that you're here" Harley made a crazy smile. "Oooo this will be fun!" J got out of the car and acted the same as always. Also as always he got punched in the face. Then Harley got out. "HEY! That's my man that ya just punched! What the hell!" Harley was walking side to side because of all the shots she took. Catwoman really didn't take any. Maybe one but not as much as Harley. Harley was too drunk to realize that Catwoman offered her her shots. Batman grabbed Harley and pushed her against the wall. "Whoa Batsy! Don't get touchy now!" She giggled. "Where is she?!" Harley raised an eyebrow. "What? Who?" Batman rolled his eyes. "Don't play any games with me Harley. You know who" Catwoman got out of the car. "Don't hurt my friend" He heard her voice and turned around. "Se-Catwoman. Why-Why are you here? With them?" Catwoman held back her tears. "Let go of her then we'll talk" He let go of Harley and Harley went too J. "Ya okay Puddin?" J got up. "Meh yeah. I'm use to his punches now" Harley raised an eyebrow. "Right okay" J scoffed. "So what's going on? Did I miss anything?" Harley shook her head. "Nothin yet but it's gettin somewhere. We're gonna be seein a lot of tea Puddin!" J laughed. "What's tea? Oh yeah you told me it's like-" Harley put her finger on his lips. "It's just tea Puddin. You'll see" They looked at the two lost love birds in the dark.
Batman walked closer too Catwoman. "I'm here because I need to tell you something" Batman was worried. "What is it?" Catwoman took a deep breath. "I've been around the city and... people know about us. Not in this sort of sense where we wear masks and stuff. No. Our actual identities. Someone knows and I don't know if I can stick around much longer" Harley and J were shocked. "Wait, Wait, Wait. So... you mean too tell me that you guys know each others identities?! Do you know how long I've been trying to find out who's under that mask of his! I mean I already know who she is under the mask but you?! How can someone know before me?!" J was mad. "Calm down Puddin. Maybe it's best if ya don't know. Although I also would like to know who is under that mask" Batman couldn't believe it. "You're lying. There is no way. How could this be happening?" Catwoman was just as puzzled herself. "I don't know. We need to figure this out though. Fast. I mean I've done so much crap that if someone knows my real face they will hunt me down quick. I could never be outside again." J laughed. "Then you'll really be a house cat!" He laughed so hard. Harley tried not to laugh. "Well I mean... do ya guys need help? Maybe me and J could help? Like we can take all this stuff off our faces and actually look ugh... normal. I mean I don't care about you Bats but I do care about Kitty" Catwoman actually liked the idea. "Wow that's smart Harley but you know that if you help me, you have to help him too" Harley rolled her eyes. "Fine! If it makes ya happy. We will look much different, act like new workers and people in Gotham, and try to be friends with the people who know your guys identities. How about that J? What do ya say?" J looked at Batman and Catwoman. He crossed his arms. "Why not? It'll be nice to get into the system" He made an evil grin. "Don't you even think about it! See we can't let them get involved or everything will fall! They will also know my identity and I don't want them too know" J got up. "Well if you don't want us to help you're on your own. Good luck with that. Come on Harls let's go" Harley looked at Catwoman. "But Puddin she's our friend" J grabbed her wrist. "Harley now" She whispered "sorry" to her friend. "Wait!" Batman yelled in frustration. J and Harley turned back. "Yes?" J asked. "You guys do the job. We will accept it but once you've accessed where our identities are call me. ASAP. I could do the rest myself. Got it?" J nodded his head. "Alright. What's in it for me though?" Batman and Catwoman looked at each other. "We will, I will, give you guys $10,000 how about that?" Batman said. J thought for a moment. "$50,000. Come on we're risking our lives too" Batman rolled his eyes. He grunted. "Fine! $50,000 but that's it!" Batman took his hand out for a handshake. "So deal?" J smirked. "It's a deal Bats. We start Monday." They shook hands and J with Harley took off. Batman and Catwoman were still in the alley. "I can't believe I'm trusting those freaks" Catwoman rolled her eyes. "Those "freaks", are helping us out. Who knows. Maybe you and Joker will finally be friends. I'll give them the info. You just sit back and wait. See you later" Catwoman took off in the dark. Once she did Batman did too. It was going to be a long mission.
(Thanks for reading! Let me know in the comments if you guys want me too make this story continued!)
