Joker and Harley One Shots

Eclipse

(Hey guys so I know that the eclipse was like a week ago but I've been a bit busy so now imma wright a little somethin. Hope ya guys like it!)

"PUDDIN!!" Harley screamed. Joker ran down the stairs right away and saw her sitting on the couch in a ball and looking at the tv. She looked frightened. "What's wrong baby?! Why did you scream?!" Joker said with a concerned look. She pointed at the tv and the news was on. It was reporting that soon there will be an eclipse over Gotham. Joker laughed. While he was laughing, Harley gave him a not so pleasing face. She was serious. She'd always been a bit scared of eclipses. "Why are ya laughin!!" She yelled. "Harley! It's just a stupid eclipse! Why are you so scared?!" He said still laughing. She narrowed her eyes. "I hate the whateva it's called. It's scary!" He kneeled down and put his hands on both sides of her cheeks. "Why are ya scared baby?" She looked up at him. "Well... sometimes I feel like it could mean the end of the world." He tried not to laugh but he giggled. "Harley. The world is not going to end." She pouted. "How do ya know that?" He came close at her and gave her a peck on the lips. "Trust me. I know."

It was the day of the eclipse and Harley would not get out of bed. She was under the covers trying to see if she would sleep through the eclipse. Joker was a bit annoyed so he made a plan. "Harley!" He yelled from a downstairs. "What?" She yelled back. He barely heard her because of the sheets she had over her head. "Come here. I have a surprise." Harley didn't realize that it was time for the eclipse. She denied. "No!! Ya can't lure me out a here! I won't let ya! You're gunna have to come up here ya self!" She yelled. He rolled his eyes and ran upstairs. She was surprised that he actually came. It probably was a surprise.

He took of the sheets from her head and looked down at her with a warm smile. She smiled back with comfort thinking that he wouldn't do anything. He then picked her up bridal style and took her down the stairs. She tried to get out of his grasp but he was to strong. Once he put her down she pouted. She looked like a little girl sitting on the floor with her arms across her body. "What do ya want?! I'm trying to hide fro-" He laughed. "From the eclipse?! Baby ya can't do that! Here look I have a surprise for you. It will be amazing. Don't you trust me?" She looked at him and gave him a little smirk. "Yeah, I do." He brought her up to him and pulled her close. "Then trust me right now." He whispered. He then grabbed the glasses from the counter and handed them to her. "What is this?" She looked at him with a confused look. He smiled. "Just put them on." She put them on and she saw nothing but darkness. "What the?! Where's the sun?!" She asked joker confused. "Just wait." He put his glasses on also and wrapped his arms around her waist so she'd feel safe. She loved when he did that to her. She leaned back on him and held his arms that were tight around her waist just right. "Look" J said with a smile and put her head up so she could see it. "Woah." She said stunned. It was beautiful. She's never seen an eclipse before. She wanted to take the glasses off but she was so amused by the sight that she didn't try. Besides, she already new that if you look at an eclipse you could go blind.

Once the eclipse was over, she turned to him and took her glasses off so she could see his beautiful eyes. He took his off also. "Thank you." She said leaning closer to his lips. He grinned. "You're welcome Harls. I told you it would be ok" He said pulling her closer. "Yeah. It was so beautiful" She smiled looking up fantasizing. "Not as beautiful as you". She looked back to him and blushed. He picked her up to where're her legs were around his waist and took her upstairs. She giggled. They were going to have a stellar time.

(😜 Hope you guys liked it!)