Joker and Harley One Shots

A Strange Encounter

(Hey guys! I know it's been a while since I've written a story but I'm back. So, for this chapter there's going to be a crossover with a character from a different universe and Harley and Joker encounter him. This story will be a bit long but funny so enjoy!)

Harley and Joker were out on the roof of their hideout. They were so bored they didn't know what to do. "Oh Puddin I'm so BORED! So ya really have nothin planned for anythin?" J looked over at Harley and gave her a stank face. "Harley, if I had other plans you wouldn't be a part of them. But to answer your question, no. I have nothing going on" Harley gave J a pout and looked back up at the beautiful sky. They then heard a man scream in fear and they looked down from the roof. It was a weird looking guy with a red and black suit. Harley whispered, "J, who is that? I've never seen him before. Do ya know who he is?" J was still paying attention to the guy talking to himself as if he was talking to an audience. "Harley I have no clue nor idea who this guy is. My question is who in the hell is he talking too?" J giggled trying not too laugh loudly. " Haha I have no idea Puddin. Let's go check him out!" Harley got up but then J grabbed her by the wrist and pulled her down. "Harley we don't move or do anything until I say so. Understand?" He said in a strict tone. Harley nodded and put her head down. J looked back at where the strange man was but he was gone. "Damnit we lost him. Where did he g-" J paused and thought for a moment where he could've went. Harley looked at J in a confused way. "Puddin are you okay?" J's eyes turned black. He stood up and grabbed his gun from his tux. Harley followed J not knowing what was going on and she got her gun too. "Do ya think he's in here?" J put his finger on his lips too shush Harley. Harley did as she was told.

    Once they got down to the first floor of the building, they heard the strange guy singing a song. "J this guy is literally crazy. What is he listenin too?!" J was still focused on what was going on. They stopped and J looked back at Harley and put his hands on her shoulders. "Harley. Daddy needs you to do a favor" Harley looked up at him. "Anythin Puddin. What did ya have in mind?" J gave Harley a smile. "I need you to go to the guy and play with him. BUT not too much just do your thing and flirt with him ok? You will get something good in return" Harley looked down for a second giving it some thought and she looked up at J giving him a nod. "Ok. I'll do my best" J laughed quietly. "Harley you'll do great. You always do" Harley smiled and jumped on J to give him a big hug. He hugged back and then she went to see what this weird guy was doing.

    Harley walked slowly towards the guy then made her move. "Why hello stranger!" He startled. "Who the hell are you?!" Harley put her hand out to give him a hand shake. "Harley Quinn nice to meet ya! And is that any way to treat a lady?" He paused for a moment observing her and realized how he replied. "Oh I'm sorry Harley. I'm just lost. I have no freakin idea how I got here. I mean one moment I was with this weird wizard guy that was strange the next I'm here!" Harley was confused but ignored the whole scenario. "Well maybe I can help" Deadpool looked up at her, " You will!" Harley smiled, "Yeah sure why not but first you need to tell me your name" Deadpool laughed, "Oh right! Haha sorry um my name is Deadpool" Harley looked at him confused. "Deadpool? Wha- why Deadpool?" He shrugged his shoulders, "I don't know. Why is your name Harley Quinn?" She laughed. "Because I am. Are ya like a superhero or somethin?" Deadpool point his finger at her. "NO! I AM NOT A HERO NOR A VILLAIN. Even though I think I'm a villain but I'm not. I don't know" Harley giggled. "Ya seem pretty triggered" He put his hands on his hips. "I am. So what if I have a suit with spandex. At least I look sexy in it. Really sexy. Like you, you look sexy but crazy. Are you single?" Harley laughed. "Haha thanks but I'm taken" "Aww well that's nice. Love is amazing isn't it? It's like a whole nother world filled with ecstasy!" Harley was a bit confused but agreed anyway. "Uh yeah for sure. It's wonderful" Deadpool sat on the couch and crossed his legs. "Sooo, who's the lucky fella?" Harley put her head to the side with a grin. "The king of this city your lost in" J then stepped out with his classic laugh. "Oh Harley, you make me blush" She smiled. "Puddin" Deadpool was intrigued by this crazy looking couple. "Wow I've never seen a couple like you guys before. Are you guys like circus clowns or something?" They both looked at him with a serious look. "Wha-What? Did I say something wrong?" J walked towards Deadpool. "Tell me, Deadpool, Do you like the circus?" He thought for a moment. "Nah. It's not really my style. Although I will say the gymnasts are nice. They fly like they're birds. And they're as flexible as a pretzel" J and Harley were so confused by this guy. "We just don't like being call-" "Harley! We love being called clowns! It just makes us more... angrier at our prey" Deadpool laughed. "Haha. What?" J took out his gun and aimed it at Deadpools head. "I will say you are the weirdest man I've ever met. So I'm gonna get you out of your misery with that sad mind you have" Deadpool put his finger up. "Well sorry but you're not going to kill me. I don't die. I mean you can try bu-" BAM! The crazy couple laughed with thrill and excitement! "Yes Puddin! Right in the head!" While they were looking at his dead body they saw his hand still twitching. "What. The. Fuck. I TOLD YOU GUYS I NEVER DIE! FUCK!" Harley's jaw dropped. This is the strangest thing she's ever seen. J on the other hand was laughing so loud. "Why in the hell is he laughing?!" Deadpool finally healed and stood up again. Still a little dizzy. "Wow! He was right. He doesn't die. Well I tried. Shit if he can't die with a shot through the head he can't die at all. So, how do you get back to where you came from?" Deadpool put his hand on his head. "I have no freaking clue. I- I really don't" Then out of the blue a guy with a cape and a mustache came through the door. "Gasp! Hey it's you!! Oh thank the holy Jesus Christ take me home!" Deadpool went to go give him a hug but he slapped him in the face instead. "What did I say about going through my portals! I told you not to go through them you dumbass!" Deadpool looked at the floor. "I'm sorry dad. It won't happen again" The magic looking guy rolled his eyes. "You're so stupid. Don't call me that. And who are these guys?" Deadpool looked back at them. "Oh that's Harley Quinn and her boyfriend. The king of this city. I don't know his name. Guys this is... I'm sorry what's your name again? The Wizard of Oz?" He rolled his eyes. "Shut up Deadpool. Hello my name is Doctor Strange. Sorry that you had to interact with this guy he's weird. But no need to worry. I'll be taking him out of your hands" J and Harley didn't know what to say. "So... you're not a wizard?"Doctor Strange laughed. "No Harley I'm not. I'm a time traveler and a magician" Harley nodded her head. "Ohh ok I get it now. Well it was nice meetin ya!" J nodded his head. "Yeah. You guys are really different than everyone else around this city. I mean we are different but you guys are way different. But anyways safe travels! And don't come back here again or we will not be this nice to you guys. Seriously. You're lucky" Doctor Strange made a portal to go back to where they came from. "Alright. Well this is it. It was nice meeting you guys. Really. I think I might cry" Harley laughed. "Aww don't cry!" Deadpool gave Harley a big hug. "You smell like vanilla and bubblegum" Harley giggled. "Thanks? And you smell like death haha and just a little bit of leather" He pulled away and laughed. "Yeah sorry about that. And sorry that I just made this awkward" Deadpool went towards Joker to give him a hug but instead he just shot him in the foot. "OWW! What the fuck! What was that for?! All I wanted was to give you a hug! Or at least a hand shake!" J laughed. "I don't shake hands or give hugs. Especially to guys like you. I shot your foot because you stepped too close to my girl and you called her sexy. Don't do that again" Deadpool put his hands up. "Alright alright geez. So overprotective. But hey that's a turn on am I right Harley??" Harley laughed. "Just go home Deadpool! Haha you're funny" Doctor Strange grabbed him by the arm too take him through the portal. "Bye everyone" Deadpool waved goodbye and they disappeared.

Harley and Joker were standing still not knowing what the heck just happened. "Did we just see a guy get shot in the head and come back to life then a guy who had portal powers?" J nodded his head. "Yeah pretty much Harley. Pretty much" J sat on the couch not knowing what to do. Harley walked too him and sat on his lap. "Well that was fun for a while. So now what?" He laughed. "I don't know but all I know is that he shouldn't have put his hands on you. You're mine. I tried to kill him the first time but that didn't work. I would've tried to kill him again but he can't die so I just shot him on the foot instead" Harley giggled. "Yeah. But he was right about one thing before he left" J looked at Harley. "And what was that?" She put her face close too his. "It does turn me on when you're protective over me and that our love is amazin" She bit her lip and he growled. "I'm still waitin for my reward" He kissed her lips and she kissed back. He carried her up to their bedroom and they had an amazing night

(Lol hope you guys enjoyed it! Thanks for reading!😁)