Joker and Harley One Shots

One Last Time

     It was like a fairytale. J and Harley with their precious daughter living a normal, happy life at the cabin where it all began. It was Harley's dream come true. J stopped his bad ways and Harley did too. Frost was still around basically being the butler. He didn't like being called that though. J would make little jokes here and there but Harley would give him looks too stop being so rude. Without Frost they'd be struggling much more! They were like a little family. Frost was like a brother too them both. It had been a couple of months now and it was almost Lucy's first birthday. "Oh goodmornin my cherry pie! Did ya sleep well?!" Harley asked Lucy with a baby voice. She of course giggled. J came in the room. "Hello my beautiful girls! Oh and I see one has just woken up from her nap! Come here cupcake!" Harley handed Lucy to her father. J would always make funny faces and shower her with kisses. "You're my little princess" Harley gave him a kiss on the lips. "You're so cute when ya speak your little baby voice Puddin" He growled. "And you. I was very surprised with what you did last night my Queen. You're so good" Harley giggled. "Anythin for you my King" They kissed once more. "Alright well who is ready for a diaper change!" Harley asked. "Come on Princess! Let's go!" J handed her to Harley. He then spanked her on the butt. "J!" She said shocked. "What? You're so sexy doll. How can I not?" She blushed and made her way to the crib.

     J made his way down the stairs. Frost was making breakfast. "What's up "Butler"!" Frost rolled his eyes. "Sir please we've been over this! I am not your "butler" I'm just helping out!" J laughed. "Oh come on Frosty! Can't you take a joke!" He made a serious look. "Why so serious?" They then heard a truck outside of the house. A couple of trucks actually. J and Frost looked at each other and it soon hit them. "Bane." J growled. "Go and get Lucy and Harley somewhere safe. Take them to a place where no one will find them alright Frost? Make sure that Lucy will be a bad ass like her mother and I alright. Give me your word." Why was he being so serious? Why would he think that something would go wrong?Frost tried to be as serious as possible. "I will sir and you come back alright?" J smiled. "I'll see you Johnny" They shook hands one last time and Frost went upstairs. J went to go get his weapons ready. Bane found out where J was because of that one night when Harley and J argued. At the cabin.

     Harley was done changing Lucy. "That must be you're daddy comin up the stairs!" She turned around and it wasn't obviously. It was Frost. He had a worried look but was trying to keep it serious. "What is it Frosty? Where's J?" Frost took a deep breath. "He's here Harley. Bane, he's here. We have to go right now" Harley was in shock. "Wait -Wh-What are ya talkin about?" Frost ran in the nursery and went in the closet. There was already a bag full of things in there. "Wait how did ya-" Frost didn't let her finish. "We have to hurry Harley or he will kill us all okay! J is going to take care of it! Now we have to go!" Harley needed to see him. "Where is he? I need to see him please! Here t-take Lucy I-I will meet ya where you'll be! Where are ya gunna be exactly?" Frost quickly replied. "In the back. I'll take Lucy you just make sure that you come out alive understand! Lucy needs you." Harley nodded her head. "I will!" She rushed to the weapon room. She knew that he'd be there. "J! J! WHERE ARE YA!" She found him where she knew he would be. "Harley get out of here! NOW! I need you to trust me okay!" Harley held his face. "J please do-don't do this please! I need ya! Lucy and I need ya!" He giggled. "Baby, I have been prepared for this for such a long time. He won't be waiting for too long. You and Lucy go. Without me. I promise you guys will be safe. Frost will take care of you both. She doesn't need to know who I was. I've thought it through. It'll just be how it was before." Harley started to cry. "No. No. I don't want it to be like it was! I want ya with us! We are a family! J please! Ya can't do this!" He grabbed her face. "I have to Harley. I'll be okay. I promised myself that I would protect you guys at all costs no matter what, and this is me keeping that promise. Harley you're a great mother. She will do good with you. I know she will. Tell her I love her. Give her a shower of kisses for me. It was my pleasure spending my crazy, psychotic life with you Harley Quinn. I love you." She couldn't stop her tears. "It-It was my pleasure Puddin and I will tell her and give her a BUNCH of kisses for ya. I love ya" He kisses her on her sweet lips one last time. He then ran outside. She left too.

     J was in the front where Bane was. Harley and Frost were with the baby and were in the car waiting. Hoping that he wouldn't die. "You found me! Now what?" Bane held his coat. "J! Where is my money? Where is the girl and the child?" J laughed. "She is long gone you'll never touch them. Over my dead body you fucking cunt." Bane laughed. "You are such a dumbass. I'll find them and sell them." After he said that J lost it. "FUCK YOU BANE!!" J laughed like a maniac. Harley was watching everything. "NO!" She tried to get out of the car but Frost left it on lock. "OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR NOW FROST!" The doors also had steel in the doors so when it was locked you couldn't get out. J was shooting his machine gun to all the men. Bane then shot J in the leg. J still kept shooting. Bane shot him in the shoulder. J stopped shooting. Bane walked out towards J and stabbed him right in the heart. "Shut your fucking mouth clown" He laughed one last time and that was it. He was dead. Harley cried. "NO!!! P-PUDDIN!!" She broke down. Frost had a button in his hand. What Bane didn't know was that J and Frost had planted a bomb right underneath the drive way so when Bane came after them he'd blow up into shreds. Frost pushed the button and drove off. They had to get as far away as possible. Bane heard beeping noises. "What is that?" Then BOOM. Everyone that was on top of that thing blew up.

     Harley was numb. She looked at Lucy and cried even more. Lucy started crying to as if she new she had lost her father. "Ya knew already didn't ya Frost?" She asked with pain in her voice. He nodded his head. "Yes. Yes I did Harley. It was J's orders and I am not sorry." She just sat still. They drove out of Gotham. Bane was dead. The Clown Prince of Crime... was dead.