Joker and Harley One Shots

Rainy Days

(Hey guys! So here is another story and this one will be a bit sad and really full of fluff. Hope you guys like!)

It was a rainy day in Gotham City and in the hills of Gotham were the King and Queen. Looking down at the beautiful city they were drinking grape soda. They could see it from their backyard. Obviously they were inside where their dining room was. They were sitting across from one another. Since it was a rainy day, usually J and Harley would stay home and chill. I mean who would want to get wet during a heist? It was quiet in the room. There wasn't much to do or say. Harley broke the silence. "So... J. How's life?" J looked at Harley with a "are you serious" look and she looked down at her grape soda. She loved the days when he had no plans but unfortunately today he wasn't in the mood for any fun. Just looking at the view was all he wanted to do. J sighed. "Oh Harls" Harley looked up at him slowly. "Yes Puddin?" He looked back at her for a moment then looked towards the city view once again. "Isn't this hell of a city so beautiful on the outside?" Harley shrugged her shoulders. "Yes it is. But it sure is a shit hole on the inside" She took a drink of her grape soda and sighed. J laughed. "That's exactly what I was going to say Harls. You know me so well" She smiled at J. When he gave her compliments especially words that tell her how much she knows him, it makes her feel so warm inside. "Wanna listen to some music? Or ya good?" J took a drink of his grape soda. "Depends. What kind of music?" Harley already had in mind what she wanted. She was always in the mood for soothing or sad music during a rainy day. She didn't know why. It just matched. "Ummm... I dunno. I was kinda thinkin like piano or... somethin soothin?" J laughed once again. "Wh-why such glum music Harls?" He couldn't stop laughing. She wasn't joking though. She was serious. She knew that he wouldn't accept. "Ya know... I'm just gunna go outside for a moment. I'll be back" She grabbed her soda and made her way too the sliding door that lead to the backyard. J stopped laughing as he saw how sad she looked. He grabbed her arm gently. "Hey, baby. What's wrong?" She didn't want to cry in front of him. She knew that he didn't like it when she cried. "It's nothin J. I just need some air okay?" He picked her chin up and saw the tears in her eyes. She looked away. "I just need some alone time okay J?" J sighed. "Look if it's because I laughed I didn't think you were serious doll. I thought that you were just playing around?" Harley pulled away slowly. "Well I-I wasn't. I just wanna be alone. I wanna feel the rain on my skin. I'll be back in a bit" She again tried to head to the sliding door but J didn't let her go that easy. "Harley, baby, you'll get sick. Don't go out there. You can go up to the roo-" Harley interrupted. "No. I wanna be outside. Alone. Just me and my grape soda. Okay?" J crossed his arms. Was she serious? She was. "Okay okay. Go then. Don't blame me when you get sick. I won't help you." She finally made her way to the backyard. Her head down. She didn't know why on these rainy days in Gotham she would get so glum. She knew why though. She just didn't want to admit it. The reason why she would always get glum on these rainy days, is because they reminded her of the days in Arkham. Her as a psychiatrist. Helping J. Giving him all her love and attention in that hell hole. Also, when she got taken away by J before joining the Suicide Squad. Not to mention when she thought he was dead in that helicopter crash when he tried to save her. Rainy days just made her sad. She never told J because she knew that he would get irritated. Or say that she's so emotional. She can't help it. That's how she is.

After about 30 minutes outside sitting on one of the chairs they had and standing up, looking up at the stars or the city, she came back in the big mansion soaked and wet. She was freezing. She heard mid-pace footsteps come down the stairs. She saw the tall, muscular, green haired man that was her Puddin come down with a towel. What a gentleman. She gave him a quick smile then went back to her sad face she had before. J walked closer and wrapped the towel around her small body. "Th-thanks J. You're so- so sweet" J gave her a small smile. "You're welcome doll. I just don't want you to get sick! That's the last thing I need" Harley giggled. He chuckled. She had to tell him why she got in these moods. These are one of the few times he had seen her down on these rainy days.

J took her upstairs and took her a nice, hot bath. He washed her hair, he gently and tenderly washed her body. It was so relaxing for Harley. He was being so nice. She wondered why but didn't want to ask any questions because she didn't want him to get angry or irritated.

Once the soothing bath was done, J helped her put on her favorite pajamas. She couldn't help but smile. They then both went and lied down on their comfortable king sized bed. Harley was resting on Joker's chest with her legs inter twined with his. He wrapped his arms around her and kissed her forehead softly. "Baby, I have some questions to ask you" Harley opened her eyes wide. What was he going to ask? "Yes Puddin. What is it?" He slowly picked her chin up so he can see her beautiful face. "You're hiding something from me doll. I'm not dumb. Standing in the rain. A sad, glum look on your face. This isn't you. I don't like seeing my Harley like this. What's wrong? Tell me baby. Tell daddy what's wrong" Harley then sat up slowly, turning her side of the lamp on and J sat up with her. Looking face to face with one another, Harley crossed her arms with embarrassment. She didn't know how to find the words. "Well... if ya really, really wanna know... I'll tell ya" He put his hands up. "I'm all ears" She took a deep breath. "I mean I was gunna tell ya before but I didn't know how. Anyway J. I'm sure that ya noticed that whenever it's a rainy day... I get pretty sad" J scoffed. "Pretty sad? More like very sad" Harley gave him a serious look and he looked down. "Okay I'm sorry sheesh. Continue", he said looking at her once again. She rolled her eyes. "Anyways, the reason or... reasons why I get the way I get is because the rainy days remind me of Arkham and when I was a doctor. When WE were in Arkham. Trapped. The days also remind me of when I got taken away from you from that dumbass blacksite an-and when I thought for that one moment ya were gone when ya came to save me from the Suicide Squad. Ugh I hate it J. I-I just hate it. Anyway, those are the reasons why I get sad durin rainy days. Please J. I'm sorry if I ever annoyed ya or made ya worry. I- I'm sorry P-Puddin" She began to cry. Her hands covering her face. J didn't know. He didn't know at all of why she was always annoyingly sad on these type of days but now he did and he felt horrible. He should've asked sooner. He crawled up to her and wrapped his big muscular arms around her. She took her hands away from her face and wrapped her arms around him, holding him tight. "Oh doll... I'm so sorry I didn't ask sooner. I'm sorry that I was annoyed. Oh Harley" She managed say a few words. She was crying so much. "J-Puddin?" He ran his hands gently through her hair. "Yes babydoll?" She looked up at him. "Please don't ever leave me. Please say that everythin will be ok. I-I can't lose ya again, I can't. I-I need ya. You are everythin to me Puddin. Please J. When things aren't right, please say that everythin will be ok anyway. Please. I know it sounds dumb but I just-I just-" He cut her off by shushing her softly. He took her in his arms and held her tight. "Yes baby. I'll always be here. I'll keep you safe. Nothing will ever hurt you. I promise. I won't let anyone take you away from me again. I swear it. You're everything to me Harley, everything. Nothing and I mean nothing will ever get in between us ever again. You're my girl" She smiled. "E-even if I annoy ya? Ya-you'll still love me? No-no matter what?" He pulled away and put his hands on her red, tear dropped cheeks. He looked deeply in her ocean eyes and she looked into his gorgeous, colored eyes of his own. "Forever baby. I will love you forever. No matter how much you annoy me. No matter how much we argue. I will always love you babygirl. Always and forever no matter what." He then gently put his lips on hers and held her tight. She did the same. After a quick moment of kissing he pulled away. "Do ya here that? The rain stopped. The rain stopped baby. Everything is okay. Nothing will harm you. I'm here. No rain will wash away our love. I love you baby" She smiled and giggled. "You are so silly J and I love ya too. Puddin" They kissed one more time then both went back in bed and held each other tight. Nothing will get in between them. No matter how far apart they are, no matter what they get into, they will always come back to one another. They are madly in love. They are Gotham's King and Queen.

(Hope you guys enjoyed! Thanks for reading. Until next time hqforu!😁)