(After he rescues Harley from Prison)
Harley: Puddin! I thought ya were dead?!
Joker: Haha it was all a trick pumpkin
Harley: So ya came back for me?
Joker: Of course I did. Like I said before, you'd know I'd do anything for you
(Kisses Joker)
Harley: I love ya Puddin
Joker: Aww baby
Harley: When we get home I'm going to change out of these ugly clothes and slip inta somethin more comfortable
Joker: Haha ok baby whatever you say
Arrives home:
Harley: Ah! Home sweet home! Oh how I've missed this filthy place haha
Joker: How about you go take a shower and go to bed Harls
Harley: Oh yeah right! Ok puddin be back
(After getting comfortable and going to bed)
Harley: Puddin? What are ya doin?
Joker: Well I never kept my promise with the grape soda on ice and the bear skin rug so, I thought we should uh do it now baby
Harley: Oh Puddin! This is a great welcome home present!
Joker: Aww come to daddy
Harley: Oooo!!
(Jumps on the bed and have a long mingle)
(After the mingling)
(Harley holding onto joker and jokers arm over her)
Harley: Oh puddin, I'm so happy I'm here with ya. I thought when ya went down that helicopter it was over
Joker: Aww baby it will never be over between us (Says it to make her feel better)
Harley: Really? No matta how much I annoy ya?
Joker: Yes Harls, even if you get on my nerves (Makes a Meh face)
Harley: You will always be my Puddin baby, and this night was amazin haha
Joker: Yeah, but who said it had to be over?
Harley: Ya mean?
Joker: Yes baby, you know what I mean. I've missed our little mingling
Harley: Oh baby me too. Come here!
(Grabs joker by the neck and starts to make out with him and mingle more)
(The next morning)
Joker trying to get out of bed with Harley's head on his arm:
Harley: What are ya doin puddin?
Joker: Sorry baby I forgot to tell you haha, I have to go on this business trip
Harley: Business trip? But I just got back!
Joker: I know baby, but daddy's gotta do this ok?
Harley: But I miss ya Puddin!
Joker: Harls I told you, I can't ok?!
Harley: (silent)
Joker: Look I'll be back next week ok? And we can do what we did here alright?
Harley: Yeah right. You don't even care that I'm back
Joker: (Rolls his eyes in frustration) Aww baby of course I care
Harley: Yeah?
Joker: Yes. Look daddy will be back as soon as he can a-
Harley: Wait, your not even in the business?
Joker: Um yes I am. The strip club! I have to make sure it's all ok and make new deals
Harley: Well ok then. I'll miss ya puddin (starts to cry)
Joker: Aww don't cry pumpkin pie (Wipes a tear off her face)
Harley: (Holding onto him tight)
I just- I just want ya here with me. It's been so long an-
Joker: I know, but don't worry, I'll be fine ok? I have to go. See you soon babe
Harley: Don't leave me puddin (still crying)
Joker: (rolls his eyes and gives her a big hug and kiss)
Harley: (Not letting go and tries to lure him back in the bed)
Joker: Haha your sneaky. And stop crying Harls!
Harley: I- I'm sorry I just
Joker: Stop it.
Harley: (Frightened and stops crying) Ok.
Joker: Good girl. Daddy will be back. See you next week
Harley: Wait! Can I have one more hug?
Joker: (his back facing her and rolling his eyes) Ugh fine come here
Harley: Yay! (With a big smile on her face, tears in her eyes trying to hold them in and jumps in his arms and gives him a big kiss at the end) See ya soon Puddin
Joker: Ok. See ya Harls. Don't leave this place ok? Remember your still wanted!
Harley: You are too silly
Joker: Haha yeah but seriously don't leave
Harley: Ok puddin whatever ya say!(winks at him)
After joker leaves:
Harley: I miss him already
(Thinking in her head)
What should I do? Should I call ivy and tell her I'm back? Hmm... or maybe I can, well no Mistah J wouldn't like that. Uh... ooh! nah too risky.
Meh maybe I'll just call Ivy
(Calls Ivy)
Harley: Hey Ivy I'm back!
Ivy: Harley?! How did you get out of Belle Reve?!
Harley: Oh, well Mistah J broke me out
Ivy: I thought he was dead?
Harley: Oh... well now ya know he's still alive!
Ivy: Oh whoopy! (She said sarcastically)
Harley: Hey, don't be so mean. When are ya guys gunna get along?!
Ivy: Never.
Harley: Oh come on Ivy! He's my boyfriend and your my bestest friend! You guys gotta get along!
Ivy: No. I never liked him and I never will. And how could you call him your boyfriend if he doesn't even call you his girlfriend?
Harley: He does... I think. And fine don't like him then. I'm just tryin to help. But hey don't tell Mistah J that I told ya that he's alive ok? I just wanted to let ya know that I'm free. Oh and don't tell anyone that either
Ivy: Don't worry I won't. Your my best friend Harls, I would never do that
Harley: Thanks Ives you're the best!
Ivy: Yeah yeah but hey don't call me Ives. That's an ugly name
Harley: Aww why it's cute!
Ivy: Just don't ok?
Harley: Fine. Talk to ya later!
Ivy: Okay bye!
Harley: By-aww she hung up. Well what else should I do? Hmm...
(Jokers side of the story)
Joker: Alright let's get this over with
Frost: Alright so boss we've got some great deals
Joker: Well ok what are they?
Frost: (Discussing with Mr. J)
Joker: They're all the same! We need something new, don't you think?
Frost: But sir, there's no other options
Joker: Then find more options Frost. Why did you think I hired ya for?
Frost: Uh...
Joker: Because you're smart that's why hahaha. Now hurry up and find new plans alright?
Frost: Alright boss
Joker: That's a good boy. Now I've got some plans so let me know what you've come up with alright?
Frost: Wait, where you goin boss?
Joker: Somewhere you don't need to know hahaha. See ya frost.
(When Joker comes home)
Harley: Puddin!! Oh I missed ya so much! (Tears in her eyes)
Joker: Hey pumpkin. Why are you crying?
Harley: Because I'm happy that you're home that's all
Joker: Aww baby, you know, daddy got you something from his long trip (He smiled with that crazy smile)
Harley: Really?! What'd ya get? (Jumps in excitement biting her lip)
