Harley and Joker were on the couch watching tv. Once the show was over she looked over to Mr. J. "Hey Mistah J, what makes ya happy?" He looked to the side to where she was. "What kind of question is that Harls?" She shrugs. "I dunno, I just want ta know what makes ya happy." Joker didn't really want to say but he did know what she wanted to here. So he played with her. "Hm... let me think. Oh! Probably getting on Batmans nerves. Yup, that's it" He snaps his fingers. Harley wasn't so happy with his answer. "Wait what? Nothin else?!" He laughs. "Harls what other thing is there?" Harley gives him a pouty face. "Gee I dunno maybe me!" He rolls his eyes. "Oh Harls! Not everythin is about you!" He said in the nicest tone. "Huh okay. So I'm guessin that makin love doesn't make ya happy either?" His eyes opened wide a little. "Well yeah of course it's satisfying-" He got cut off. "So only sex makes ya happy and not me" she says raising an eyebrow. "Ya know what let's just move on alright. What makes you happy Harley?" She smirks and thinks for a moment. "Uh maybe Bud and Lou" she smiles. "Really? Them??" She loved when he questioned her like that. "Yeah. I mean who else?" She smirked at J but he wasn't so happy. He took her answer a bit too seriously but he then smirked back. They look into each other's eyes for a moment then Joker pulled Harley in. They shared a long crazy kiss. He laughs. "Oh Harls you little minx." She smiles back. "Oh J!" He carries her upstairs and they make up all the fake things they had said.
(This was short but hope you guys liked it! Btw I also made the photo edit above :p )
