Joker and Harley were out in the city after a successful heist laughing the night away. Harley on the other hand wanted to get a special drink. "Hey Puddin" She asked with a big smile. "What is it Harley?" J asked a bit irritated while steering the wheel knowing that she was going to ask him for a favor. "Can we... I dunno... maybe... kinda... get a little drink at Starbucks??" J rolled his eyes. "Harley you really don't need that stuff. You'll only get shorter!" She nodded agreeing with what he said but still didn't care. She needed her special drink! "Oh come on please J! Pretty, pretty, pretty, please! A girl needs her coffee ya know! I'll do anythin" She pouted her lip making a puppy face. He looked over at her and gave her a little smile making her think that he would agree. "Oh Harls. My little doll" He says putting a strand of hair behind her ear. She blushes. He got closer to her about ready to kiss her lips but then stops. "NO!" Harley jumped in her seat shocked. She was not expecting him to yell at her right in the face. J returned driving. Harley crosses her arms, "You're a meanie!" "Ugh... Harley you get to hyper with your espresso! You start to jump around and talk more than you usually do, and you talk enough already" Harley pouted and looked down. J put his hand on her thigh. "Okay baby look. I'll take ya to your little coffee run.. but only if you don't get espresso. Get something different!" He smiled. She looked at him confused. What could be better than espresso? "Like what? I love my espresso!" J looked up thinking for a moment and it finally clicked. "How about a frappe! I heard those are really good! They're cold and they have coffee and ice in it! They also have different kinds, not just one kind" Harley squinted her eyes then rolled them. "We'll see"
They pulled up to the drive thru and J was about to order. "Wait! Ya are goin to get me an espresso, right?" J rolled his eyes. "No Harley! I thought we discussed this! You are getting a frappe and that is that! Frappe or nothing yes or no? " Harley looked out the window with anger then finally answered. "Ugh fine! Whateva. I better get a kick from it J!" J mumbled, "Yeah whatever coffee addict"
After the order J pulled up to the window. The barista couldn't believe her eyes. It was the King and Queen of Gotham City. At Starbucks! She tells him the order trying to act calm. "Um... here you go. A peppermint mocha frappe r-right?" J laughed. "Yes ma'am!" Harley was still pouting in her seat. Arms crossed. The barista gave Joker the drink still in shock. It was awkward so J just drove off without paying. "Ha, how rude am I right? Here's your coffee doll face" Harley grabbed the drink and identified it. Making sure that it was just right. "Ya sure I'll like this?" Harley asked. J laughed. "Yes baby. Don't you trust me?" Harley gave him a little smile. "Yes." J pointed his finger at her. "Oh and I ordered peppermint because I know how much ya love the holidays and chocolate so I got that one for ya! You better like it Harls." He said giving her a serious look. Harley looks down at the iced drink. "J... I don't wanna-" J cut her off. "Jut try you'll like it. I know you already. Now do it." Harley gave him a frustrating look. "No Puddin I will not!" J stopped the car, pulled it to the side, and took the drink away from her. "Here look" J drank some of the coffee and smiled. "Mmm delicious! Now DRINK IT! I did not waste my money just so you could complain!" Harley gave him a sad face. "But ya didn't even pay J" He rolled his eyes realising what he just said. " Whatever the point is I did this for you. Come on baby. Do it for daddy. He'd really appreciate it" He said holding her chin up giving her puppy eyes. She bit her lip and and looked back at the drink in guilt. "Okay Puddin. I will" She put the straw in her mouth and drank a little bit of it. "Wow! This is amazin! Ya could really feel the Christmas spirit!" She thought. Harley kept on drinking more and more of it. "Woah baby, don't get a brain freeze now. It's like a slurpee but with coffee in it. So, how does it taste??" He asked raising his non existent eyebrows. "Doesn't it taste wayy better than your espresso drink that you always get?" She looked at J and gave him a little smirk. She was going to do a little joke on him. "I still like espresso betta" J gave her an angry look. Harley tried to hold it in but she couldn't. She started to laugh so hard that she was tearing up. "Haha! Oh J!" She puts her free arm around his neck and gave him a passionate kiss. "I'm just playin with ya baby. I love it! Ya were right after all! And, why so serious?" She giggled. J laughed. "Oh my little minx you're to cute. And of course I was right. I'm always right" He said as they went back on the road again. She winked at him and went back to drinking her brand new drink. Maybe she drank it a little to fast. "AHHH! BRAIN FREEZE!" J started crying tears of laughter. "I told ya baby! Watch it!" After the brain freeze she was still kinda mad but soon laughed too. "Whatever Mistah J" She said shaking her head and smiling as they drove back home
(Who else loves coffee?? I do! What about you guys?)
