Harley and her friend were on their way to her apartment. "Ugh I'm so sorry that I puked. I-" He shook his head. "It's fine Harley. Things happen. What made you do this anyway?" She rolled her eyes. "Well... let's just say that it was caused by a scumbag who cares about no one but himself. WHAT THE FUCK!" She started to have tears in her eyes. "WHY!! WHY DO I CARE FOR HIM! He-He doesn't even care about me" She put her head in her hands. Her friend patted her back. "Harley. It's ok. You're human. You guys had a lot of history" She raised her hands up. "MY MISTAKE! I-I can't believe that I fell for him! And so fast!" She looked outside the window. "He's happy. Without me. Isn't that funny?" They made it to her apartment. Her friend then saw a nice looking Lamborghini. "Um, Harley?" She looked at him. "Yeah?" He was pointing at the car. She looked. "What the hell?!" She ran out of the car. Her friend followed. "No! Don't come with me! I'll be fine! Thank you for everythin. You're amazin" She gave him a big hug. "Harley I don't want to ruin our hug but you stink" She parted the hug. "Whoopsie! Sorry. See ya later" She waved him bye withs smile. He smiled back. He drove away.
Harley looked at the building. She took a deep breath. "Ya got this Harley. Be the bigger man! Or woman" She walked in. Her door was broke into. She looked inside. She then saw J in her kitchen with a whiskey bottle. "What are ya doin here J?! How did ya know where I was?!" He walked over to her. He placed the whiskey bottle on her counter and grabbed her face. He kissed her. Harley parted the kiss. "STOP! Why are ya here J!" J went close to her again. "Oh Harley don't you miss me?!" He said with a drunk smile. Harley shook her head. "Ya need to go home J. Now." J wiped his mouth. "Your mouth tasted funny. Did you throw up?!" Harley smiled. "Yes I did. Ya like it?" He didn't feel so good. He went to her sink and puked his guts out. She laughed. "HAHAHAHA!! OH MY GOD!" J got up and looked at her. "SHUT UP!" Harley gasped. "HEY YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE! YA DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" J tried to get closer to her but she kept her distance. "Go home J. Ya look horrible" J raised his eyebrows. "No I am not! Actually I'm pretty happy! I got a good life! I got my money! Girls! I have everything! What do you have?" He looked around her apartment. "Looks like shit to me" Harley felt her eyes tear up. "LEAVE! NOW! WHY ARE YA EVEN HERE?!" He grabbed her throat. "You want to know why?! WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT MAN THAT YOU WERE WITH HARLEY! HUH?!" Harley looked into his eyes. They were full of rage. She tried to catch her breath. "L-Let me-go" He held her for a couple more seconds then let her go.
She finally caught her breath. "It was my special friend ya jerk!" J ran his hands through his hair. "Special? WHAT THE FUCK IS A SPECIAL FRIEND! IN MY DICTIONARY IT MEANS A FUCKING FUCK BUDDY!" Harley shook her head. "Think what ya want." She went to her room and brushed her teeth. J growled. "Don't you run away from me!" He made his way to her bathroom. It was locked. "OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR HARLEY!" She finished brushing her teeth and opened the door. "GO AWAY!" He smirked. "Am I scaring you Harley? Huh? You like that?" She shook her head with tears in her eyes. "Look at you. You're a mess. I thought that I was but you, you're worse. Why? Why huh? Tell me. Why is the most happiest man in Gotham a fucking screw up now days?" He laughed. "Screw up? Oh Harley I have everything" She nodded her head. "Yeah keep tellin yourself that Joe" He growled. "WHO THE FUCK IS JOE?! I'M NOT JOE! BUT I BET THAT YOUR LITTLE FRIEND IS JOE HUH! THATS HIS NAME ISNT IT?!" Harley scoffed. "You're hilarious. This is what it's all about? Isn't it? You're jealous! WOW! I made ya jealous!" J shook his head. "No. No you didn't" Harley nodded her head. "Oh J, you are jealous because I'm hangin out with a guy that ain't you! It makes sense now! Ya saw the news, then ya found my location from someone, and now look. You're making a fool out of yourself. Do ya want to know who he really is J? Do ya?" J looked up and took a deep breath. "N-Ye-Maybe. Only because I don't want you to embarrass your dumb self. I mean that dude isn't even good looking. You've dated better" Harley giggled. "You're fucking hilarious. Ya know that right?" J rolled his eyes. "Who is he!" Harley smirked. "Why do ya care? You're the one who wanted to take break!" J scoffed. "Well I've seen you on the news and you look like shit without me so why don't we make a deal?" Harley rolled her eyes. "What?" J scoffed. "You break up with your little friend and our break will be officially over. You can be back with me again. I know you want me Harls" Harley scoffed. "Me or you? Cuz you're the one that came here, showed yourself, and kissed me?" J growled. "I was just trying to get an answer that's all. I didn't mean it" Harley nodded her head. "Ok. Yeah. Well if ya didn't mean anythin that you've said or done to me so far, ya can leave. The door, broken door is right there. Here I'll walk ya out" She made her way to the door. "Wait." Harley smirked and turned around with a serious face. "What?" J itched his head. "Just tell me who he is, alright, and I'll leave you alone" Harley walked up to him with her arms crossed. "I told ya already. He is a special friend of mine. He keeps me company. Since Kitty and Red ain't here he's been around. He's really cool" J ran his hands through his hair. "So... he isn't your fuck buddy?" Harley giggled. "No. He's just a friend. I just call him "special friend" well ya already know why" J nodded his head. "Oh" She looked into his eyes. "I'm not lyin." J looked into her eyes and missed the beautiful shine in them. "Alright I believe you" Harley smiled. "Yeah. So ya have everythin now ya can go and be on your merry way to your happy life" Harley made her way to the broken door. J didn't move. "J? Aren't ya gunna leave? Ya have everythin ya need to know" J walked up to her "I don't have everything" Harley looked down. "J. Go home, take a shower, and just go to bed ok? I can't do this" J put his hands on both sides of her face. He picked her head up. "Kiss me Harley." Harley shook her head. "No. First of all your breath stinks, second of all you're drunk, third of all we're over. Don't ya see that? Ya asked for this not me. I didn't want to do it but I had no choice" She gave him a kiss on the cheek. It was so hard to not show any emotion. "Just go ok? Please" J looked into her eyes. Harley had seen them looking a little glossy. "Alright. I'll go. Sorry that uh... I broke your door" She nodded her head. "No big deal I'll, I'll fix it somehow" J was still holding her face and looking into her eyes. "Come with me. I can't leave you here knowing that your door is broken. Only because I know that you don't like it when you have no privacy" Harley was confused. "Since when did ya care about how I felt?" J let go of her face. "Just come on. Only for tonight. Ok? I'm not asking again" He put his hand out. Harley looked around her place. "I'll tell my men to fix your door right now. Just come on. I know you're tired. I also need a driver. I'm so fucking drunk. I can't see clearly" Harley giggled. "You've been through worse" He smiled and rubbed his eyes. "I have haven't I?" She walked up to him. She put her hand on his head and messed with his hair. "Come on. I'll go" She made her way to his car. He followed.
