(Hey guys! It's been a while since the last time I had written a story but now I finally have time to do so! I hope you guys enjoy this chapter. I personally think that it's really cute. Hope you guys love it!)
Harley and J haven't been communicating much lately. J has been caught up with a big plan to take out a guy that ripped him off. Harley has been very bored and lonely. She knew that today was the big day because of all his men packing things and taking them to the vans. J was loading his rifle. Harley walked too J's office and knocked on the open door. He was too distracted to answer. She walked in. "Hey J" He looked back and shrugged his shoulders. He was focused. Harley didn't like it. She walked in front of him and smiled. "Hey J" He turned around and continued loading his rifle. "Are ya havin trouble with that? Want me to help?" He looked at her with a stern look. Yeah. He was in a zone. "O-Oh okay. I'll just leave ya to it then. Be careful on your mission" She walked out with her head down and her shoulders slumped. "Why is he so mean? All I wanted to do was help.", she said in her head.
J rushed out of his office and went to go do his business. Harley got up from the bed and looked out the window. "Not even a kiss goodbye? Ha, wow" She was going to go in the kitchen to get a snack but saw that his office door was creaked open. "J left his office door open? Huh? Don't see that much" She was going to close the door until she saw that J's phone was on the floor. "Well... I mean... I should get it for him. What if he gets any calls?" She picked up his phone and looked at the screen. There were a lot of messages. There was a notification that frost just arrived at a spot. She looked closer and realized that that's where J went. She tried to open the phone but he had a password. "Hmm... what kind of password do ya think he has? Ooo! I think know what it is!" She put the day they broke out of Arkham together and she became his. INCORRECT. "Ugh. Wow. He is jus- ya know what never mind. This is a waste of time. I won't know his password!" Then she thought of one more. "Ugh I bet it's this, isn't it?" She put in Batman's license plate number. "Wow. Would ya look at that. It opened." She was pissed. "Ugh after everythin we've been through?! Whateva" She went on messages too see the location of Frost. It was going to be hard but she had too. She got ready and ran too the location. It was going to take a while...
Frost was at the destination and was waiting for J's sign to go and do the job. J was about ready until he realized that he didn't get a buzz from his phone. He always had a tracker on Frost so that he would know when Frost was at the destination. He jumped in Frost's car. "Where's your phone sir? I've been waiting for a signal. I'm not complaining. It's just that you always let me know" He checked his suit. Nothing. "Fuck!" J said in frustration. "What is it sir?" Frost asked. J looked at him furious. "Well Frosty, I left my phone at home and now I can't tell whether or not right now is a good time to go in" Frost shrugged his shoulders. "Looks pretty empty to me sir" J smiles sarcastically. "Of course it does. I'm not a freaking idiot!" He rubs his head. "Just give me your damn phone Frost. I need to call my phone at home so little miss Harley can make sure that is there."
Harley arrived at Frost's and J's location. "Ugh this place is a dump. What a bad hideout. *Buzz* Oh! There's a phone call comin in! Wonder who it could be... his side hoe, his batsy friend, his penis enlargement pills dealer, HA good one Harls!" She looked at the screen and saw Frost's face on it. "Oh would ya look at that! It's Frosty! Should I answer it? Should I not? Meh whateva. Wait but what if it's an emergency? Okay fine I'll answer it"
Phone Call:
Harley: "Hello?"
Joker: "Harley pumpkin pie! What are you doing answering daddy's phone?"
Harley: "Well... I saw Frost's number on it and thought that it might be important. I thought it was your penis enlargement pills dealer! But no. It was Frosty."
Joker: "Harley you're so retarded."
Harley: *Gasp* H-Wh-Why would you call me that?!"
Joker: "Harley come on. You know my sex is amazing. I don't need no pills for this son of a gun"
Harley: *Gasp* "Oh J. I miss those times. *Giggles* I know you don't need that fake shit. You're too classy for that"
Joker: Haha yes Harley girl. Anyways just wanted to know that my phone was at home. Bye"
"Ugh how dare he! Whateva. I got a job to do and that is to make this plan mine and get his attention" She then ran inside the house and was looking for whatever J had set. She saw J's men set down the explosive. "What is that?" They unwrapped it and left the building. She walked towards it once the area was clear and she was amazed. "Wow! A bomb?! Shit! This guy must've really ripped J off!" She set the bomb at a good amount of time. Right when she set it she heard footsteps behind her. She knew those footsteps. It was J's. "Uh oh" She said in her head. "Tsk, tsk, tsk. Harley, Harley, Harley. What the FUCK are you doing here?" She smiled real quick and then ran as fast as she could but he caught her and grabbed her by the wrist. "Ouch!" She said painfully.
(There will be a part 2. Stay tuned!
-Hqforu)
