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     Harley and J were out on a heist. They had to move quick. "Harley let's go! What are you doing?!" Harley was looking at the jewelry. She loved everything and wanted it all but with so little time. "Puddin! I'm tryin too but these jewels are amazin!" J ran over to her and grabbed her by the wrist. "Are they worth dying for?!" Harley looked down. "No. Only you Puddin" J growled. "Alright now let's hurry up! I'm not trying to get caught AGAIN!" They both ran out of the mall and made their way home safely.

     They both got out of the escape car. Frost went to go park it. "Wew! Aren't I glad that's all over! I'm sweatin bullets!" Harley caught herself talking to herself. As if she doesn't already but you know, she was trying to talk to J. J was already at the front door of their big mansion. "Puddin! Aren't ya happy that we escaped?!" She said with a smile. He ignored her. The door was unlocked and J walked inside with no smile on his face. "Look! We got a bunch of things from the mall! We worked hard to get these didn't we?" She said looking through the bags of things that they took. J went to his stash of whiskey and took a shot of whiskey. Harley put her hand up. "Ooo I want one!" J poured only one shot. "Thank you!" She was about to take it but J snatched it instead and took it. "Hey! That was suppose to be mine! What's your problem?" J rolled his eyes and smiled. "Nothing Harls." Harley smiled. "Ok! Hey wait a minute..." J rolled his eyes again and grabbed his whiskey bottle. He sat on the couch. "Why are ya bein so rude Puddin? I thought ya would be happy that we escaped?" J ran his hands through his hair. "Oh I am Harley but without me, you'd be in prison right now" He scoffed. "I should've just left you there. So you would've learned your lesson" Harley's smile turned into a frown. "Why would ya say that?" J stood up and put his hands on her shoulders. He took a deep breath. "Oh Harley, you always seem to put me into trouble when I'm already IN trouble! Do you know how that makes me feel?" Harley was getting nervous. What was he going to do? "Umm... no. I mean I don't mean to make ya feel any bad Puddin, I just, sometimes I, well I tend to see the things that I like but by the time that happens, we have to go!" J smiled. "Exactly! I mean is it not enough that I already give you my attention?" Harley looked down. "Puddin ya give me everythin it's jus-" He stopped her right there. "Now that's the problem Harls! It's never enough!" Harley looked up at him. "What?! Yes ya are! Puddin! Why are ya sayin these things for?! You're scarin me!" He looked into her eyes while still holding on to her shoulders. "Ya know what would be a great idea Harley?" Harley raised her eyebrows. "What?" He put his face closer to hers. "I think we should take a break pumpkin pie" She gasped. How many times is this going to happen to them? "Wh-What?! J, are ya serious?!" J shook his head with a big smile. "Oh yes I am very serious. So many things are more important to you than me! I mean I guess I'm not good enough" He then started walking away from her. He always did this to her. Always played with her mind. Making her wonder what will happen next. She ran to him and held his face in her hands. "Ya do mean everythin to me J! Why?! Why are ya doin this to me?!" J smiled. "It's what's best for now. I mean what Harley? I just need some time alone" Harley started to get mad. She started to feel her eyes water. "Look J, I dunno why ya are doin this, but it's fucked up! I do everythin for ya! And now ya tell me that you need to take a break, from me? If anythin, I should be the one takin a break from ya! Because I'm the one that always puts up with your shit!" J pointed at Harley. "Now don't be telling me that girl. You know what I will do to you if you ever talk to me like that again" Harley scoffed. "Whateva. Fine. I'll leave ya alone." She went upstairs. She packed a couple suitcases.

     She made her way downstairs avoiding eye contact with J. He was on the couch with a big smile on his face drinking his whiskey. "And if anyone is gunna come crawlin back to the other, it's gonna be you J NOT me." He just put up his hand and gave her the peace sign while downing his whiskey bottle. She shook her head and made her way out.

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