Talking on the Street

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J was happy. Relieved even, that Harley was gone. He got things done faster. He was a free man. Doing what he pleased. It had been about 4 months. J was at the club. Frost was in the room like always with him. "Frosty! Come and sit down next to your boss! We're celebrating!" Frost sat across from J. "What are we celebrating sir?" J served Frost a shot of whiskey. "Well, Frosty boy, we are celebrating the success that I've achieved these past couple of months! Here! Take one! I insist" Frost put his hand up. "No sir. You said yourself that I shouldn't drink on the job" J nodded his head and took the shot instead. "Smart boy. That was a test. Well... for the most part" J sat down watching all of the crowd go wild. "Oh how far I've come" He smiled for a moment then his smile turned into a frown. He was looking into outer space. "Sir? Are you okay?" J snapped out of it. "What?! Yes of course! The whiskey! It's getting to me haha! Hey how about you go and get the girls for me yeah? I'll let one accompany you too" Frost nodded his head and did as he was told. J mumbled, "Oh yeah. A single man. No worries. All good" He growled.

    Harley has been surprisingly living her best life. She's met new people, done so many things that she couldn't do with the Joker, just enjoying her free life as the badass woman that she is! She also met this new guy. Since Ivy and Catwoman were in Arkham, he kept her good company. She didn't know his name and she liked the mystery of not knowing it.

     J had posted a photo of him and a group of girls. Every time he had posted about that subject she would get mad and go to the bar. "Ugh. Whateva! I'm fucking hotter than those thots" She raised her hand up in the air. "HEY! Can I get another shot?!" The bartender got her another one. "Thank you!" She was drunk. The news broke out that Harley was at the bar making a scene. The headline said, "Harley Quinn Lashing Out Once Again" Harley saw the post. "FUCK YOU! YA LOW LIFE NO BODIES!" The bartender called Harley's friend. He gave the bartender his number just incase Harley was there without him knowing and was making a scene. Harley slammed her head on the counter. "Ugh. I'm such a mess." Harley then felt a tap on her shoulder. "WHAT?!" She looked at who it was and covered her mouth. "Oh! Hiya friend!" She giggled and gave him a big hug. "What are ya doin here?" He raised his eyebrows. "Well let's just say a little birdy told me" Harley made a mad face. "What birdy?! I'll shoot it right now!" She took out her gun. Everyone ducked. Her friend slowly touched her hand. "Now Harley come on. There's no need for that. Come on give me the gun" Harley looked down. "Fine." He took the gun. "Good girl. Now everyone! It's fine! We will leave! No trouble whatsoever! You didn't see anything!" He held Harley and took her out of the bar. The news reporters were at the scene. They were outside. Harley and her friend rushed to his car and drove off. The news reporters had caught a couple photos of them and soon it would go viral. "Harley Quinn and New Man?" The headlines were out everywhere.

      Harley and her friend were now away from the scene. "Ugh, why do ya care so much about me? Don't I bring stress to your life?" He giggled. "No Harley you don't. You're the only friend I got" Harley giggled. "Oh you're so sweet. I-I think I need to-" He stopped the car and opened the car door for her. She puked her guts out.

     J was surrounded by all these girls that stripped at his club. They were all over him. He then got a notification. It was from Bane. "Hey man! Haha your girl found someone new!" J was confused. He read the article and saw the photos. "WHO THE HELL IS THAT WITH HARLEY?!" Everyone got up. Frost told the girls to leave the room. He knew that when J got like this everyone had to go. J text Bane back. "AS IF I GIVE A FUCK!!" Bane sent back a "😂👍🏼" He always got J's nerves. "What the FUCK Frost?! This dude isn't even all that!" Frost got a notification too. It was going viral. "Uh sir..." J looked up at him. "What. Is. It. Frost." First showed him his phone. J then realized that it was everywhere. "FUCK THIS! I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?!" J walked out of the club furious. Frost followed. "DON'T FOLLOW ME FROST! This is my problem" J got in his Purple Lamborghini. He put the window down to get some air. Frost went up to the car. "But sir I thought that you got over her?" J gave him a death look. Frost backed up and J drove off. "Oh Harley. You ain't getting away this time."

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