(Hey guys so I've decided I'm just gonna continue the story. I have to finish it you know!🤷🏻♀️👏🏼 Enjoy!)
Joker went out far from the cabin. He went back to Gotham which was about an hour or two away. He was still furious of what Harley had done. So he had an idea. Since Harley chose her friends over him, he'll call some of his "pals" too. He called some of the most wanted villains in Gotham. Bane, Two Face, The Riddler, Penguin, and Scarecrow. They all met at his club.
Once J arrived he kicked all the guests out of the club. Frost was here to take care of it while he was gone. Frost was confused. "Excuse me sir but, why did you kick everyone out? You've never done that before?" J was still in anger. "You don't need to know anyways. You're just my henchman, not my therapist." Frost nodded his head and moved on. The club was empty. All that was here were J's henchmen, the bartender, and the DJ. J was running his head in frustration. He took another shot.
Some how some way, all the guys that were invited came at the same time. Frost new there was going to be trouble. "Sir all the guys are outside Bane, Two Face-" He got cut off. "I know I invited them. Let them in. Or you know what I'll just go." He got up and made his way outside. "What the hell are you guys doing here?" Bane asked. "The question is why are you here?" Two face talked back. They both looked at each other in the eye. "Why does it matter to you? Half cooked piece of-" J then made his grand appearance. "Well, well, well would you look at that! You all came! At the same time too? Wow! You guys must have been really busy! Come on in. Let's have some fun" J made his way back inside. They followed.
As soon as they all got their drinks, they sat down in J's booth. "So J, What brings us to your thoughts?" Bane asked. "Yeah this is the first" Riddler giggled. "Shut up you nerdy ass!" Bane yelled. "Hey, hey, hey! No cursing around me fellas! Have your manners!" They all looked at each other with confusion. "Look. The reason why I invited all of you was because I wanted to have a guys night out! Is that a problem?" He laughed. "Yes J. Yes it is. It's strange. Very suspicious" Bane said. The other guys agreed. "You can't stand me either and I was shocked but honored to have gotten your call Mr. J!" Riddler added. J scoffed. "Yeah I fucking hate your annoying ass but it looked like you needed some friends so-" Bane stood up. "I will never be that annoying asses friend. I'm no one's friend! What the fuck J. What is going on!" J did a big laugh. "Oh Bane! Are you serious right now?!" He stood up and took his gun out. "Who do you think you are raising your voice at me? Huh? In my club? What the fuck do you have a screw loose or something?" Bane paused for a moment. "No not at all. It's just a suspicion that you invited all the guys you can't stand at your club. It's pretty nice by the way but why? I mean, wouldn't you be suspicious if you got invited by one of us?" J laughed once again. "I'd take it as a joke. Just like how I'll blow your fucking brains out. Wouldn't that be a sight too see. With your little baby mask to hang up on my wall haha. I'll pull this trigger right now if you don't sit your ass back down and if you leave, well then I'll just shoot you right in the back how about that?" They looked at each other for about 10 seconds. "Fuck you" Bane then sat back down. "Smart boy" J said with smile. "Hey so if you invited like every villain in Gotham here, where's Penguin?" The Riddler asked. "Well I guess he won't be coming. He has all the time in the world I mean what does he have to do that's so important? Play with his little penguins" Everyone laughed.
It was later in the night, about 11:30. They had plenty to drink. "Ugh boys let me tell you something. Never get a girlfriend. It's so stressful and useless" J rubbed his eyes. "Well what happened?" Two Face asked. J told them the whole story and everything made sense. "Dang that sucks" Riddler said. J scoffed. "Yeah tell me about it. I do everything for her and this is what she does" He took another drink. "But you know what she's having fun without me and that's fine. I'm having a hell of a lot of fun with you guys!" They all cheered. They were drunk obviously. "But J, don't you think that it wasn't her fault? I mean the way I see it she-" Riddler got cut off. "Don't even blame me Sherlock. Cause if you do you won't see the light of day again. Nor say another riddle. You know what on second thought" J got his gun out. Frost cut in. "Sir I think you've had enough to drink. Don't you think you should get back to Harley?" J scoffed. "No! She is with her girls. I'm fine. Let me go man!" Frost looked at the guys and they nodded. It was time to go for them. "Thanks for the invite Joker. The free drinks were great. Until next time" Bane said. Scarecrow walked out. "Yup thank you!" He shouted. Both Bane and Scarecrow made their way out. Two Face patted him on the back. "See you later" Riddler also made his way out. "Sorry for bursting your bubble Mr. J. Thanks for the drinks" He then walked out. J passed out on the couch. Frost shook his head. He carried J out of the club and took him back to Harley. J was half awake. "Wh-Where are we going Frost? I d-didn't tell you to take me anywhere" He said in a drunk tone. "I know but you need to be with who you're suppose to be with boss. You know who I'm talking about" J got up. "NO! Take me back! That's an ord-" He fell asleep in drunkness.
