To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Subject: Hey, George
George, I've discovered this website called Wattpad and I found that I can write something called "fanfiction." I read other peoples' stories and I thought they were pretty good. I'm going to write some stories called, "The Adventures of McLennon and Starrison." What do you think?To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Hey, George
No. 👎To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: Hey, George
What? Why not? I mean, it's going to be funny and romantic. Here, I'll send you a PDF.To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Hey, George
Don't send me a PDF, Ringo. I'm not reading a story where we are dating each other. That's not healthy. It's disgusting. I also can't believe you're reading that rubbish.To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: Hey, George
I'm not the only one on Wattpad. John has an account and he's writing most of the fanfiction I read.To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Hey, George
I'm going to pretend I don't know you. Wait, hold on a second. Paul sent me something.To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Subject: Wassup?
George, John sent me an invitation to this site called Wattpad and I'm joining. Hbu?To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Wassup?
I'm am not joining if that's what you're asking. What does, "hbu" mean, anyway? And what the heck is up with the subject title?To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Wassup?
Whaaaaat? You're not going to join? What a party pooper. And "hbu" means, "how 'bout you." The subject title seemed appropriate. John sent me a private message on Wattpad and said that Ringo was there too. You're the only one who's not going to join. Why?To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Wassup?
Because I don't want to write "fanfiction" like a teenage girl.To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Wassup?
Fanfiction is not just for teenage girls, George.To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Wassup?
That's scary. 😁To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Wassup?
Just a second, George. John sent me an email.To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Subject: Fist Pump, Baby!
I've already got two thousand followers on Wattpad and I've only been on here two days. Two days, Paul! I am so popular. Everybody votes on my stories. They love me!To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Fist Pump, Baby!
That's great, John. I can't get George to join, though. 🤔 Any ideas?To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: Fist Pump, Baby!
Tell him there are books about food.To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Fist Pump, Baby!
👌To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Wassup?
Hey, George. Did I mention there were books about food on Wattpad?To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Wassup?
Where do I sign up?
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