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The Flab Four

This is the Beatles reacting to a story by You-You-You and it's really good! You should check it out!

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Subject: The Flab Four
Ringo, I found a story on Wattpad about us getting fat.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
That doesn't sound good.
Oh, I just found it! Oh, no, some evil man is going to shoot us and make us FAT!!!

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Subject: The Flab Four
John, my figure is going to be ruined by this Beatle-hater! Do something!!!

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
I can't do anything, Paul! You've just got to let the story go on. It's out of even the control of John Lennon.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
I can't read anymore 😭

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
Paul, you've only read the first chapter 😑

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
He zapped us with his Chubbifier, George! 😭

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Subject: The Flab Four
He also got some of our fans. Are you not thinking of them?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
But what about us? 😭

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
You're so shallow, Ringo.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
He shot us!!! I just threw my computer across the room, John!

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
Oh, cripes.
Paul, get ahold of yourself! You're reading this book and you're going to like it!

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
😭

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
Stop crying; you'll ruin your mascara.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
Aw! I don't have a problem with being fat anymore, George! Maureen still loves me!

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
Good for you, Ringo, but Pattie probably doesn't dig fat guys.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
If she loves you, she will!

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
Hmm. We'll have to see what this crazy person who wrote this is going to do next.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
Cyn likes me to be fat, Paul! She thinks I'm comfy. Maybe I should gain some weight.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
I'm sure you are comfy, John . . .

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
Paul, that sounded weird.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
I realized that after I sent it!

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
Let's just read the next chapter 😁

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
We're going to go meet him?!? I wouldn't do that! He's probably going to snap a bunch of pictures and give them to a nosy magazine!

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
He has Cyn and Mo, Paul.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
So? I'm not a knight in shining armor! Now I'm a knight shining flab.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
I'm laughing so hard! 😂

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
😡

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
He has Mo, George! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
That was too drawn out.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Subject: The Flab Four
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
You wear Winnie the Pooh underwear!!!!!

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
What? No, I don't 😳

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Subject: The Flab Four
You're acting like you do! 😂

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
Shut up, Ringo.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Subject: The Flab Four
Aw, this so adorable! Cyn thinks I'm cute when I'm fat!

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforver@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
There really is nothing wrong with being a little chubby.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Subject: The Flab Four
Oh, good. I finally got thin again. I thought I was going to be fat forever.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
It was really a cute story. I kind of liked the idea of being fat.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Subject: The Flab Four
Maybe for a day, but aside from that, I wouldn't want it.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
Jane thought you were cute.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Subject: The Flab Four
I guess so.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Subject: The Flab Four
Aw, I kind of liked being fat. I could eat more sandwiches that way!

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Flab Four
Yeah, it wasn't that bad being a little chubby. It was a good story! I've added it to bunch of reading lists!

I hope you liked it, You-You-You !