To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Subject: You Moron
You let him call the police?To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: You Moron
We thought you were actually holding Ringo hostage!To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: You Moron
You made the police think the same thing. I was nearly arrested because of you.To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: You Moron
You're the one that was freaking everybody out. George, we thought you were on a murdering spree!To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: You Moron
Do you not know me at all?!?To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: You Moron
You brought it on yourself, Geo.To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: You Moron
It's all Yoko's fault.To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: You Moron
What did she do?To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: You Moron
Oh, I don't know, Paul. Maybe it was because she stole my biscuits!!!To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: You Moron
She didn't call the police, though.To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: You Moron
Oh, yeah, you're right. John did that. Bye, Paul, I have to go do something.To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Subject: Really?
This is so immature, George.
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Really?
I don't see what's so immature about it, John. If there's a John Lennon Appreciation Day, then there's a Hate John Lennon Day. I'm just stating the facts.To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: Really?
You just made up your own day and you're turning your Twitter followers against me!To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Really?
No, I'm not! They were already against you.To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: Really?
Two can play this game.To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Really?
You'll find no one despises me. Unlike you, I didn't say WE WERE BIGGER THAN JESUS!!!To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: Really?
*gasps* I'm really hurt, George. I really am.To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Really?
Oh, John I'm really . . . not sorry.To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Subject: What Ever Happened to ☮ and ❤️?
George, I saw what you and John are putting on your Twitter accounts and I started crying! There's so much hate going on between you two. 😢To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: What Ever Happened to ☮ and ❤️?
Ringo, John and I don't hate each other.To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: What Ever Happened to ☮ and ❤️?
The things you're writing aren't loving, though!To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: What Ever Happened to ☮ and ❤️?
I'm sorry our fighting upset you, Richard, but you have to keep in mind his wife stole my biscuits and he called the cops on me.To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: What Ever Happened to ☮ and ❤️?
You could have bought more and you did frighten him into calling them.To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: What Ever Happened to ☮ and ❤️?
RICHARD! I thought we were on the same side.To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: What Ever Happened to ☮ and ❤️?
George, I'm on no one's side.To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: What Ever Happened to ☮ and ❤️?
I can't believe you betrayed me. Go ahead then, go over to the enemy's camp. You will be missed, Richard.To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: What Ever Happened to ☮ and ❤️?
"The enemy's camp"? What are you talking about? I'm on no one's side!!!To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: What Ever Happened to ☮ and ❤️?
I'm finished speaking with you. Hare Krishna. 🕉
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FanfictionTo: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!! John, your wife stole my biscuits. To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm afraid I don't know wha...