You've Learned Well, Grasshopper

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To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Subject: What's Wrong With You???
George, did you really just publish a dirty Starrison fanfic on Wattpad?

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: What's Wrong With You???
Yes, I did. Do you have a problem with that?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: What's Wrong With You???
When you first joined you said you weren't "going to write fanfiction like a teenage girl." What do you think you're doing right now?

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: What's Wrong With You???
Writing fanfiction like a grown man?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: What's Wrong With You???
That's even worse 😑

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: What's Wrong With You???
Well, John was doing it, so I thought I'd give it a bash.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: What's Wrong With You???
Why would you want to do anything John does?!?!?!?!?

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: What's Wrong With You???
If you don't like it, don't read it.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Subject: Um . . . ?
George, you wrote a story about us . . .

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Um . . . ?
Yeah, about that . . .
I just wanted to try it out.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: Um . . . ?
Oh, so are you done after this first chapter?

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Um . . . ?
No.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: Um . . . ?
You said you were just trying it out!!!

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Um . . . ?
Yeah, and I liked to write it, so I'm doing more.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: Um . . . ?
This is weird. You're turning into something I've never seen before.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Um . . . ?
What's that?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: Um . . . ?
A fangirl.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Subject: You've Learned Well, Grasshopper
I believe my work here is done. I've gotten our little Geo to write a dirty romance. They grow up so fast 😢

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: You've Learned Well, Grasshopper
Why did you call me a "grasshopper"?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: You've Learned Well, Grasshopper
It's one of those things masters do. I think Yoda said it.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: You've Learned Well, Grasshopper
Yoda never said anything like that.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: You've Learned Well, Grasshopper
Oh, maybe it was someone else then.
Whatever. You've learned the art of writing terrible, un-classy fanfiction. Congratulations.

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