To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John, your wife stole my biscuits.
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm afraid I don't know wha...
To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Subject: Macca Macca Macca Paul, I'm planning on writing a new fanfic. Thoughts?
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com Re Subject: Macca Macca Macca Okay, I have a couple of questions. 1. What's up with the subject title? 2. What's it about? 3. Really?
To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Macca Macca Macca Answers to Paul's questions. 1. That's what the fic will be called. 2. It's about McLennon. 3. I am terribly bored because Yoko won't let me out of the house and is forcing me to do nothing but bake bread like a househusband.
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com Re Subject: Macca Macca Macca Wait, what? It's about freaking McLennon?!?!???? What is wrong with you?!?!?!?!? And I think you deserve to be locked up and forced to make bread like a househusband.
To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Macca Macca Macca Paul!!!! How dare you?!??? You're siding with Yoko?!?? Are you sick or something? Just for this, I'm going to convert the book from minor fluff to full-blown smut. MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com Re Subject: Macca Macca Macca Do you know how many filthy-minded teenage girls are going to read that book? Thousands, John, thousands. Do you really want to embarrass us like that?
To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Macca Macca Macca I'm not embarrassed about it at all, Paul. I think you're the one that's embarrassed. I'm finished speaking with you.
To: richiesnare@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Subject: Holy Krishna Ringo, John published a new book.
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: richiesnare@gmail.com Re Subject: Holy Krishna Is it about Starrison again? That ruined my innocent mind.
To: richiesnare@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: Holy Krishna Ringo, we all know you're not as innocent as you appear. Stop trying to fool people. And no. This time it's about McLennon, of all things. It's, um . . . how do I put this? Really, really dirty. It's like "Fifty Shades of Gray" had a baby with "Twilight."
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: richiesnare@gmail.com Re Subject: Holy Krishna You've read those books?!? You said, "Twilight," so is one of them a vampire?
To: richiesnare@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: Holy Krishna What are you talking about?!? Of course I haven't read those books! Jeez, Richard. And yes. John is a vampire and Paul is in high school, now add the "Fifty Shades of Gray" dirtiness.
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: richiesnare@gmail.com Re Subject: Holy Krishna I just read the first chapter. He really gets moving fast, doesn't he? I'm so sickened. I feel like throwing up.
To: richiesnare@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: Holy Krishna Make sure to make it to the toilet or the sink. Don't do it on your carpet like I did.
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: richiesnare@gmail.com Re Subject: Holy Krishna ❔❔❔
To: richiesnare@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: Holy Krishna Don't ask, Ringo. Don't ask.
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Subject: Gross So, John, you're becoming the new romance writer of romance on Wattpad, eh?
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Gross Yes, it appears I am, Geo. So you've read my McLennon story?
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: Gross Yes, and it really fouled me out. I threw up on the carpet, John.
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Gross Olivia was wanting to replace it anyway.
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: Gross She didn't want to have to replace under these conditions!!! Also, the other reason I emailed you was to ask you how you do it.
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Gross How I do what?
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: Gross Write stories like that.
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Gross Ooh! Georgie wants a piece of the action! What are you thinking of writing, son?
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: Gross A, um, uh, *cough* Starrison *cough* fanfic.
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Gross Really?!? God, I thought I knew you! You have a dirty mind, don't you?
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: Gross Mine isn't going to be graphic as yours.
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Gross Wimp.
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: Gross It's going to be more graphic.
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Gross
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