To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John, your wife stole my biscuits.
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm afraid I don't know wha...
To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Subject: National Humiliation Day Paul, I declare today National Humiliation Day, because I just found some humiliating pictures of you, George, and Ringo. Look at this.
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What do you have to say for yourself?
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day Where did you find that?!?
To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day On the Internet, Paul, on the Internet. Don't you love the net? You can find literally everything on there. So Nancy helps you eat, does she?
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day No, it's just I was into the game and didn't want to miss anything, so she was, um, helping me. And who said you could invent your own holidays?
To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day Who? Me. That's who. I'm John Lennon, Paul. I can do whatever I want. Excuse me while I go humiliate George and Ringo.
To: richiesnare@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Subject: National Humiliation Day Hello, Richard. Today is dedicated to nothing but humiliation. Here it is!
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Ringo, what are you doing here? Do you even know?
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: richiesnare@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day I was too stoned to remember. Since it's National Humiliation Day, I have something for you, John.
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Remember this?
To: richiesnare@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day Um, no, I don't. That's not me.
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: richiesnare@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day That's not you? Looks like you to me. Yoko's there too.
To: richiesnare@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day I think that was photoshopped. Anyway, I have to go embarrass George.
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Subject: National Humiliation Day Time to be humiliated, George! Look at this face.
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To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day Not my best moment.
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day What are you even saying?
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day Hmm, I don't know. Probably something like, "Screw you, Lennon!"
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day No, I don't think that's what you're saying. It looks more like, "I'm loser and I'm not what I appear to be!"
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day You're just quoting songs now. -_-
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day I thought that was a good come-back. Yours wasn't a song?
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day It should have been. I think I'm going to write it now. It's going to be on my next album of the same title.
To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day I'll make sure to buy it when it comes out.
To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: National Humiliation Day Please do.