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Oh, Mighty Food Guru

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Subject: Paul . . .
I've got a problem. I'm at On The Border and the waitress is standing here staring at me, and I can't decide what I want! :)

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Paul . . .
Ringo, don't you remember what I told you about that smiley face? You're supposed to be frowning. Anyway, I don't know why this is a national crisis. Just order what you usually order. Simple as that.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: Paul . . .
Oh, sorry. :(
But I can't order what I usually order! They discontinued it!

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Paul . . .
Then order something else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know why you think I need to babysit you. You're seventy-seven years old, for God's sake. Take care of yourself! I'm done talking to you. Macca out!

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Subject: Oh, Mighty Food Guru
George, what is the best thing to order at On The Border?

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Oh, Mighty Food Guru
You came to the right place, Richard. I usually order the fajita wraps, which are meant to serve eight to twelve people, but I can eat them perfectly fine by myself, thank you very much.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: Oh, Mighty Food Guru
EIGHT TO TWELVE PEOPLE?!? You can eat that all by yourself? George, that's too much. It's just Barbara and I, and we can't eat all that.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Oh, Mighty Food Guru
Why did you email me if you wanted a sensible amount of food? Don't you know me?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: Oh, Mighty Food Guru
I've decided I'll order a taco.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Oh, Mighty Food Guru
One taco?!? You'll be starving before dinner time just ordering one taco. Ringo, you need to order six.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: Oh, Mighty Food Guru
If I ate six, I would look like a blimp walking out of here. Barbara might actually have to get a lift to get me into the car.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Oh, Mighty Food Guru
Send me a picture if this actually happens. Otherwise, don't talk to me anymore.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Subject: I'm Sick
John, I went to On The Border and George told me order six tacos. I did and now I feel sick.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: I'm Sick
Why are you talking to me about this? You interrupted me in the middle of writing a new fanfic.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: I'm Sick
Paul and George won't talk to me, and Barbara is giving me the silent treatment for listening to something stupid George said.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: I'm Sick
Heh. Serves you right to listen to what George says. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to continue my writing. Right now, I'm writing about how annoying a certain friend of mine is.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: I'm Sick
The friend is me, isn't it?

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: I'm Sick
How did you guess?

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: I'm Sick
I just knew. Barbara is driving too fast and I think I'm going to throw up out the window.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: I'm Sick
Heh heh heh. 😂😂😂