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The Vampire Beatle

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To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Subject: The Vampire Beatle
Why does everyone think I'm a vampire???

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
Could be your teeth? I don't know, but this looks interesting. I wonder if you're going to start attacking people and start talking in a terrible Hungarian accent.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
I hope not.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Subject: The Vampire Beatle
Ooh! Tiffany cursed you! I think it serves you right, flirting with another girl.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
So you're against me?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
I'm not against you, Geo; I'm just stating some facts. It's karma, man.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
😑

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Subject: The Vampire Beatle
YOU'RE A VAMPIRE?!?!?!?!??
I'm scared!

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
Oh, Ringo, you don't need to be scared of me!

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
You're a monster! Where's my garlic and cross?

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
Oh, Krishna 😑

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
Oh, God, you were staring at us like we were blood bags in the recording studio!!!

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
I didn't bite you, now, did I?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
You're a loose cannon. I wouldn't be surprised if you actually did attack one of us.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
Why are you sods turning against me?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
You know we're joking, right?

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
Oh.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
No need to get upset, Harrison.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
What's your problem with my sunglasses, John?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
OCD.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
In other words, Control Freak-ism.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
*sigh*

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
I'm sorry you feel bad, George.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
Oh, now I'm getting compassion from you. Typical.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
I realized you're not that bad of a monster.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
Thanks, I guess.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
George, do you have any idea what you could do with those powers of yours?

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
No . . . ?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
All you did was snap your fingers and John gave your book back. You could take over the world!

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
Why would I want to do that?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
I don't know.
It was just a thought.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
Oh, no, the news people showed up!!! You're doomed!!!

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
Thanks for the optimism, Ringo.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
You're welcome!

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
That was sarcasm.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
Oh. You're welcome, anyway!

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: The Vampire Beatle
😑