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How To Annoy the Beatles

This is the Beatles reacting to a story by @AshleyMaycury and it's really funny! Check it out!

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
Paul, there is someone out there who wrote a book completely about how to annoy us.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
Oh, God. I just read it! How do they know that standing over my shoulder while mumbling annoys me?

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
They're physic!
NO ONE STEALS MY GLASSES AND PAINTS SMILEY FACES ON THE LENSES!!!! NO ONE.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
Who wrote this? Sing "Ringa Ringa Rosie" and pelt me with posies? That's annoying!

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
Pattie does this to me all the time!
"Hey, Pattie!"
"Absent!"
Krishna, it's annoying.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
I'm trying to write a song and someone decides they need to sharpen their pencil loudly?!? AJAJAKEMNAJDYNELANDNEJJWNJHAGHEGDGJRNEJSISH!!!!

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
I hate it when I'm talking and someone says, "Is that so?" This book is the most annoying piece of literature I've ever read!

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
My nose does not look like Squidward's, okay?!?
USING MY DRUMSTICKS AS CHOPSTICKS?!?!?!?!?
I'm so done.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
Poke me until I twitch? Why does this person hate us?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
George, you actually do this to me: "According to Paul . . . "
Do you have any idea how annoying that is?

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
SHAVE ONE SIDE OF MY HEAD AND DYE THE REST BUBBLEGUM PINK?!??!?!
Why would someone do this to me?!?

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
Ringo, you stand over me when I'm on the phone.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
What? No, I don't!
And who decided to put rainbows and girly stuff on my drumsticks?!? That's not okay!!!

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
John, you refer to me as your personal Jesus all the time and I think it needs to stop.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
NEVAH!!!

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
Paul, this book is creepily accurate. The other day I sneezed and you went and hid in the closet. Do you know how annoying that is?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
I didn't want to get sick!

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
"Pelt me with marshmallows"? John, you did this to me last week!

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
Heh heh heh.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
I hope the G-string being mentioned is the one on the guitar 😳

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
I don't think it is, Geo.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
Oh, Krishna this book was annoying, but I'm still adding it to my reading list.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: How To Annoy the Beatles
I added it to my "Annoyingly Annoying" reading list.

I hope you liked it, @AshleyMaycury!