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It Worked

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Subject: You'll Never Believe This
John, George just published a story on Wattpad. Guess what it's about.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: You'll Never Believe This
I'm going to say food.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: You'll Never Believe This
Not even close. It's about us being a couple and it is honestly the worst thing I have ever read.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: You'll Never Believe This
George wrote a McLennon fanfic?!? Oh, my God! I would have never seen that coming.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: You'll Never Believe This
I didn't see it coming either. Do you have any idea why he would do that? It was pretty disturbing and I was a little uncomfortable reading it. You should check it out before I go any further.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: You'll Never Believe This
Okay, I just did. I think I know why he did it. You know he's got his underwear in a bunch if he ends the chapter with, "Take that, Lennon!" I, um, kind of wrote a story about him and Ringo. You know, Starrison.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: You'll Never Believe This
Ah, yes. I just now saw it, and I can see why that would tick him off. "Ringo could see the sandalwood oil running down George's bare back and he wanted him more than ever." Um, John, that's crossing a line there.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: You'll Never Believe This
You really think so? I thought that it was fine, and he didn't object to it.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: You'll Never Believe This
Uh-huh.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: You'll Never Believe This
What? You don't believe me? For shame, Macca. Anyway, I've got to go. I want to write a friendly little email to George.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Subject: Hello, George
How are you this lovely morn? Enjoying some coffee? Probably a box of donuts? Oh, I'm glad you're having a good time, because I am SO GOING TO WRITE ANOTHER CHAPTER IN MY BOOK AND THIS ONE'S GOING TO BE TEN TIMES WORSE THAN THE LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a good day, George. ✌️✌✌

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Subject: It Worked
Okay, Ringo, John sent me an email and he is pretty mad by the way he was acting. I'd say he saw our story, so we're going to write another chapter and it will be even more smutty than the last. What do you say?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: It Worked
Um, George, I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with this payback thing you and John have got going on, so I think I'm just going to sit back from it.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: It Worked
Ringo, don't back out now. We've only just started this book. I'm planning on a one hundred chapter extravaganza! It's going to be Fifty Shades of McLennon!

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: It Worked
George, you're sounding a little crazy. Maybe you should just ignore John. That would be easier.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: It Worked
And let him win? No, Richard, I'm not backing down. This is so on. Are you writing the next chapter with me or not?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: It Worked
To tell you the truth, George, Barbara caught me helping you write the first chapter and told me that it was sick and that I had to stop, so you're on your own, buddy.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: It Worked
So be it, Richard. I will go on without you. I will miss my co-writer. 😢

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: It Worked
Oh, George, don't cry! I'll help you! But it would mean lying to Barbara . . .

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: It Worked
That's what has to be done, I'm sorry to say. Let the writing begin!

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Subject: Help! I Need Somebody!
Okay, Paul, I just figured out that Ringo was helping George write his stories, so you're going to help me.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Help! I Need Somebody!
John, I don't want to choose sides here.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: Help! I Need Somebody!
It's just not me they're messing with, Paul; they're messing with you. Don't you feel a little angry about what they're doing? Doesn't that bother you that hundreds of teenage girls actually like what they're writing about us? That we have a "thing" going on that doesn't exist?!?

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Help! I Need Somebody!
Yes, it's disturbing, but I'm not one for all this revenge stuff.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: Help! I Need Somebody!
Paul, chap, mate, pal, buddy. You have to understand this isn't cool.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Help! I Need Somebody!
I know, but I don't want to.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: Help! I Need Somebody!
Don't want to what? Finish your sentence, for God's sake!

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Help! I Need Somebody!
I just don't want to be mean to them.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: Help! I Need Somebody!
Paul, this isn't being mean. This is just for fun. Come on.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Help! I Need Somebody!
John, it's silly.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: Help! I Need Somebody!
No, it's not. You are going to help me, and TOGETHER WE WILL CREATE THE BEST THING IN HISTORY!!!!!

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Help! I Need Somebody!
We've already done that. Well . . . okay, I'll help, but I'll probably regret it.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: Help! I Need Somebody!
Great! Thanks. Now, first off, what do you think is the most attractive thing about me?