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Ringtone

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Subject: Ringtone
George, I've had "Back Off Boogaloo" as my ringtone on my phone forever and now I want a new one. Any suggestions?

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Ringtone
"Brainwashed" is my current ringtone and people always stare at me when it starts ringing. Priceless. I think you should make "Miss O'Dell" your new ringtone.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: Ringtone
Why?

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Ringtone
Because the harmonica is completely gear and it has the lyrics, "Why don't you call me . . . ?" in it. Perfect ringtone.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: Ringtone
I don't really like that song that much. It's kind of a B-side.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Ringtone
Richard, how could you?!? I don't go about saying things like that about your songs. Do you want to talk about how terrible "The No No Song" is?

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: Ringtone
Okay, I'm sorry. Can you think of any other ringtones?

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Ringtone
"Miss O'Dell" was my suggestion. Now, I'm finished speaking with you. ✌️
(P.S. I considered using the middle-finger emoji but decided against it.)

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Subject: Please, Paul!!!
I need help!!! I can't decide on a new ringtone and George wanted to flip me off. 😢

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Please, Paul!!!
He wanted to flip you off over a ringtone? Sounds like he's a little cranky this morning. I would suggest "Jet" or "Back in the U.S.S.R." as a ringtone. I've had both of those.

To: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: Please, Paul!!!
I don't want a ringtone that starts screaming all of a sudden. I kind of want a more peaceful one.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: maccaisbacca@gmail.com
Re Subject: Please, Paul!!!
"Here, There, and Everywhere"? I don't know, Ringo. I can see why George ran out of patience so quickly. Macca out!

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Subject: I Need A Ringtone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John, I need a peaceful ringtone. Paul and George wouldn't help me. :)

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: I Need A Ringtone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, cripes. Ringo, frown! You're not supposed to be smiling!

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: I Need A Ringtone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry. :(

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: I Need A Ringtone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A peaceful ringtone, eh? How about "Give Peace A Chance"? Everybody's talkn' about ministers and sinisters and canisters and banisters/ bishops and fishops and rabbis and Popeyes/ bye bye, bye byes. Ah, I love that song.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: I Need A Ringtone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm pretty sure you invented rap, John.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: I Need A Ringtone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, yes I did.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: richiesnare@gmail.com
Re Subject: I Need A Ringtone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I'll use that a ringtone. Thanks, John.

To: richiesnare@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: I Need A Ringtone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're welcome, Richie.