Ramblings of the Soul (✅)

Old Man?!

It's raining
It's pouring
The old man is snoring
Went to bed and bumped his head
And wouldn't get up in the morning

Oh, hah, hah, you little shits. Go suck on mommy's tits. Unlike the others I hate that fucking song. Since when did I turn into an old man? You got it all fucking wrong. You're depressing little creeps. Your mommy and daddys don't even let you watch the shit you go on about. So what? I had a little too much to drink and then I could no longer think. Whoops, kinda died. At least that wasn't a lie. Who knew humans were so fragile? I never thought myself as agile, but I never thought bein' a clumsy fuck would end my luck. Hmm, oh well.

But let's get one thing right, you devilish brats. I ain't no old man. You better get that right or I'll kick yer ass, got that?