It's raining
It's pouring
The old man is snoring
Went to bed and bumped his head
And wouldn't get up in the morning
Oh, hah, hah, you little shits. Go suck on mommy's tits. Unlike the others I hate that fucking song. Since when did I turn into an old man? You got it all fucking wrong. You're depressing little creeps. Your mommy and daddys don't even let you watch the shit you go on about. So what? I had a little too much to drink and then I could no longer think. Whoops, kinda died. At least that wasn't a lie. Who knew humans were so fragile? I never thought myself as agile, but I never thought bein' a clumsy fuck would end my luck. Hmm, oh well.
But let's get one thing right, you devilish brats. I ain't no old man. You better get that right or I'll kick yer ass, got that?
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Ramblings of the Soul (✅)
Poesía1st Place Winner of The Diamond Awards 2017 1st Place Winner of The Angel Awards 2017 Best Cover Winner of The Coruscate Awards 2017 Best Title Winner of The Wicked Awards 2018 • • • Hello, friend! Do you crave a horrific end or just simply a morbid...
