Daniel's Journal

-Entry 105-

Dear journal,

     Eli said I'm stealing all his 'sexy ladies'. Psh, he's too young for this. Plus, my presence should be enough.

     That Julchen lady still hasn't told me what 'pedo' means. I called her that earlier. Yeah. . . Eli isn't the only one who can give weird nicknames.

     I don't really know what to write. That pedo lady gave me a cool hairstyle and a bunch of flowers. She also scared me. She's strange. That makes her a stranger. Yeaaah.

     Oh and Eli met a Hungarian girl. Said she was a good person who believed in us. Oh I'm so glad. There are so few of those anymore. Most people forsake us once they find out who we are. . .

     That Italian lady called me a mister again, said something about boy parts and girl parts. Obviously, I have girl parts, so she's just crazy.

     And that Jenny girl wouldn't let me swim 'cause I didn't have a bathing suit. We're both girls, I don't see why I can't just swim naked.

     Admin's freaked out because of all the hurricanes and natural disasters going on. Said she was fearing for others and her state as well, even if it's not a coastal one.

     I should pray for everyone. Please excuse me.

-Daniela