Dear journal,
Ever since Eliza has found out about Elizabeth being human, she's been rushing around making everything baby-proof. The corner of the counters have foam covers on them and the knives are in the tallest cabinet, I'm still confused about how she reached it.
She's baby-proofed our entire house. SHE EVEN BOUGHT A CRIB AND A PLAYPEN.
ELIZABETH DOESN'T EVEN LIVE WITH US! So there are baby gates everywhere and our fitness center has become a nursery. There are covers on all the outlets, AND A PADLOCK ON THE FRIDGE.
How am I supposed to get a healthy snack now?
Lovina has a crush, Lovina has a crush, Lovina has a crush. AND I SHIP IT. It's so cute because she's so flustered about it! Speaking of which, Lovina, come here. I need to have 'The Talk' with you. And don't protest or I'll have France teach you instead.
I can finally hit people with my frying pan and drink beer again! That's a plus and probably the only normal thing about my day.
He stopped writing and tried to get his sister to re-think her idea about buying diapers. He came back with a black eye.
Yup, the only normal thing.
-Nyo!Hungary
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Aventura" Ugh. The things I do to stay relevant." Cover by @-TheKnifeQueen- Highest ranking #22 in Hungary Began: June 17, 2017 Ended:
