midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

six

9/17/17 10:21am

hongkong :D: waitwait i have a question

hongkong :D: why did you even buy balloons were like

hongkong :D: really old for that

icelicorice: Who doesn't like balloons??

icelicorice: Really old like country or human age

hongkong :D: both

icelicorice: nah

must protec: WAIT just how old are you guys??

icelicorice: IDK it's been more than a century I'm sure

hongkong :D: who even remembers??

must protec: How about human age??

icelicorice: Around 17 or something...??

hongkong :D: same

icelicorice: SHUT UP YOU ARE YOUNGER LIKE 16 U BABY

hongkong :D: I CRI

must protec: How do you guys even know??

icelicorice: Online tests, and a visit to the doctors :DDD

hongkong :D: why?? how old r u??

must protec: Well, I'm not exactly sure

must protec: According to google, I had my independence before yours

must protec: Still, I'm obviously younger than both of you

must protec: Which leads me to the theory that we age according to how old AND how politically powerful our country is...

hongkong :D: idc how fucking old are you??

must protec: Long story short- Google says girls that look like me are about 12-13

icelicorice: OH-

hongkong :D: OH-

icelicorice: Now I feel like a perv

must protec: IGNORE THE AGE DIFFERENCE- I'M SURE WOMEN'S MINDS MATURE BEFORE MEN'S SO OUR LEVEL OF MATURITY MUST BE EQUAL

hongkong :D: roasted by a child

icelicorice: I FEEL INSULTED-

must protec: NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

icelicorice: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS LILLY

must protec: WE ARE!!!!

must protec: Oh btw did I ever tell you that's not my real name

icelicorice: what

hongkong :D: double what

must protec: It's Erika

icelicorice: WTF

hongkong :D: why must you lie child

must protec: I'M NOT A CHILD-

must protec: THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE TO SAY MY AGE

hongkong :D: WELL FUCKING EXCUSE ME MISS YOUNG PERSON

icelicorice: OK YOU KNOW WHAT

icelicorice: IT DOESNT MATTER OK

icelicorice: WERE GOIN TO HAVE FUN TODAY AT THE PARTY YOUNG, OLD, OR FUCKING RETARDED

icelicorice: DOES IT EVEN MATTER HOW OLD WE ARE????

hongkong :D: 10/10 ice for prez 2066

must protec: i cri mustard

9/17/17 10:57am

must protec: Well, I'm going to go get ready! Still got a cake to bake

hongkong :D: i got dishes to wash...

icelicorice: .....I ain't doing shit

hongkong :D: you are un invited

icelicorice: ;-;-;