midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

fourty five

(😩💦🍆FAVORITE HOMO HOES

previously, 3 fucking skeet yah bros)

WHITE ASS BITCH: ITS VIBE CHECK SUNDAY WHERE U ALL AT HOES

ameriCUNT: IM ON MY WAY IN 10

WHITE ASS BITCH: LIAR DONT LIE TO ME YOU DUMB

WHITE ASS BITCH: LIAR

WHITE ASS BITCH: FUCKING LIAR

ameriCUNT: I AM THO REALLY

WHITE ASS BITCH: SILLY ASS

WHITE ASS BITCH: FURRY FUCKER

ameriCUNT: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR

ameriCUNT: YOU FUCKING

ameriCUNT: ASS

WHITE ASS BITCH: THE F IN YOUR NAME STANDS FOR

MEGA BITCH: FURRY FUCKER

WHITE ASS BITCH: FUCK

WHITE ASS BITCH: WAIT THATS SO MUCH BETTER AKAKAKAJAJSBSJSBS

ameriCUNT: I WILL FUCKING NUKE YOUR COUNTRIES DONT TEST ME

WHITE ASS BITCH: JOKES ON U MY COUNTRY DOESN'T EXIST

MEGA BITCH: :'(

ameriCUNT: bro are you okay

WHITE ASS BITCH: Do I seem okay??

ameriCUNT: mood

MEGA BITCH: sad 🅱️ hours

WHITE ASS BITCH: YOU COMING TO MY HOUSE OR FUCKING WHAT @MEGA BITCH

MEGA BITCH: fucking what

MEGA BITCH: on the road with the 🅱️ig 🅱️itches

MEGA BITCH: we finna kidnap a girl

MEGA BITCH: (sent pic)

ameriCUNT: i thought we were your big bitches :(

MEGA BITCH: no u my main bitches

ameriCUNT: omg please clap my cheeks daddy

MEGA BITCH: 😳 gladly

WHITE ASS BITCH: KEEP YOUR GAY SHIT TO YOURSELVES

ameriCUNT: NO YOU JUST JEALOUS NO ONE WANTS TO CLAP YOUR CHEEKS

WHITE ASS BITCH: Bro

ameriCUNT: oh no im so sorry

MEGA BITCH: i can clap both ur cheeks :( so nobody feels bad

WHITE ASS BITCH: Im not gay though but thanks

MEGA BITCH: its not gay if its with ur hommies

WHITE ASS BITCH: o

WHITE ASS BITCH: STILL I WANNA CLAP SOME CHEEKS NOT HAVE THEM CLAPPED

MEGA BITCH: its ok to bottom sometimes, prussia. don't be ashamed

MEGA BITCH: WAIT A MINUTE

MEGA BITCH: DID YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT GAY?????????????

ameriCUNT: YOU'RE NOT GAY????????????????????????????