midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

thirty seven

im aware it's not christmas anymore, you clusterfucks

also i just realized 99% of the time, sealand and hong kong text in american 😥😭  im too lazy to fix that, fuck

(Christmas Friends 🎄⛄🎁)

chUNGUS: Liechtenstein where are you???

must protec: So sorry! There were no other pizza places open so I had to go to pizza hut :(

sea⛄: Oh no! ARE YOU SURE YOU CHECKED EVERYWHERE???

must protec: I'm positive :((

chUNGUS: Big shame....

chUNGUS: I bought some soda

chUNGUS: Coke and 7up

sea⛄:   :^(

must protec: :^(

chUNGUS: What's the problem

must protec: Nothing, Icey. It's fine

chUNGUS: Um ok :)

sea⛄: I bought some snacks!!!

sea⛄: Some Doritos, the blue ones because those are best 👍👍 Cheetos and Lays although I hate them

sea⛄: And some juice, and jell-o, and gummy bears and gummy worms and nachos and cheeese

sea⛄: With all this AND LITCHENSTENS PASTRIES, WE'RE 100000% READY TO PARTY

must protec: Good job! :'D

chUNGUS: Why don't you like Lays 👀

sea⛄: They're nothing special

chUNGUS: OK YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT

sea⛄: YOU ARE A BLAND, BASIC PERSON FOR LIKING LAYS ICE

must protec:  I'M TURNING ON THE MUSIC

must protec: YOU GUYS SERVE THE STUFF ON A PLATE AND PUT THEM ON THE TABLES

must protec: Wash your hands first, though. You nastys like to use your phone in the bathroom :^(

sea⛄: That's gross I don't do that

chUNGUS: What kind of disgusting animal does that??

must protec: Some hypocrite 👀

sea ⛄: Hong Kong probably

chUNGUS: He's not here now, u right tho he probably does LMAO