midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

twelve

9/30/17 2:36am

dawg: where does milk come from??

Dinosaur: Cows

dawg: no but like human milk

dumbitch: Cum?

dawg: no no

dawg: like mother milk

dumbitch: Oh

Dinosaur: Oh....

Dinosaur: Ask Liechtnestain

dumbitch: Get yourself an autocorrector

dumbitch: Didn't we block her tho?

dawg: no that chapter doesn't count

9/30/17 3:12am

must protect: My name was said- I was summoned

dawg: do you have milk??

must protec: In the fridge

dawg: no like

dawg: inside you

must protec: Cum??

dawg: NO

dawg: mother milk

must protec: Oh.... I don't think so

Dinosaur: We should ask Finland!! He's a mom

dumbitch: I've never seen any milk come out of him

dawg: sweden has

dumbitch: WHAT MILK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT??

Dinosaur: I always thought mothers had small cartons of milk inside them

dawg: share the drugs boi wtf

must protec: I never had a mother...

dumbitch: Same

dawg: same

Dinosaur: I never had a FEMALE mother

Dinosaur: Maybe mother milk is like baby cum or something

dumbitch: What even??

dawg: but how???

Dinosaur: A baby cums inside her mother while he's in her stomach and it goes to her boobs

must protect: What if it's a girl??

Dinosaur: What's the difference??

dawg: i think girls dont cum

dumbitch: They don't have dicks

dawg: thats not what makes you cum

Dinosaur: GIRLS DON'T HAVE DICKS????

Dinosaur: HOW DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM LIECHTNESTAIN??

must protec: I sit down

Dinosaur: WHAAAAAAT????

dawg: i understand youre now understanding how females work but could you gO DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE???

dawg: this is gross idc anymore goodbye

must protec: Same honestly :/

Dinosaur: Same :D

9/30/17 4:24am

dumbitch: So...

dumbitch: How DOES a mother have milk??

dumbitch was bL OCK ED