midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

mostly likely to....

attempt to swallow a foot long subway

hong kong

he'd probably say no homo afterwards, tho

light something on fire

sealand

sealand would just do it accidentally every time he tried to cook (rip) and whenever he desperately wants attention

lmfao i can just imagine sweden lying in his bed, reading a book peacefully, and then suddenly sealand opens his door and stands at the doorway, a huge blaze of fire behind him, while saying "im bored"

and sweden's all like

buy a balloon just to set it free

maybe iceland??

i would've said liechtenstein, but she probably wouldn't be able to let go of the string so easily, so she would just end up taking it home and taking good care of it until it either popped or deflated

her room would be full of shitty deflated balloons

use a fake id

sealand

the funny thing is he'd probably use it to buy beer or weed for denmark and finland in exchange for whatever the change was

make a dirty movie

hong kong

hong kong

hong kong

hong kong

hong kong

hong kong

hong kong

hong kong

hong kong

hong ko-

create a new language

liechtenstein

so sea, icey and HK can talk together in public without anyone understanding the bs they're saying, therefore saving her from embarrassment almost every time they get together

write an autobiography

iceland and hong kong

both of them would throw shit at people in their autobiographies and express how they've been a victim all their lives kinda like vanya-

eat their homework

sealand

i have no idea why but it's a thing he'd totally do