midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

twenty six

(four bitches)

12/29/17 3:42pm

DWAG:  this is so abandoned gdi

must protect: I know, right??

DWAG: o

DWAG: have you heard

must protect: Heard what?? If this is a joke, I will choke you

DWAG: kinky

must protect: I   H E CC IN-

DWAG: its not a joke u bitch tho i hope it is

must protect: Ok fine, what happened??

squishysquishy: GUYS I NEED SOMEWHERE TO STAY

DWAG: dallon left the fucking band

must protect: That's old news, Hong Kong. Are you still not over it???

DWAG: fucking no

squishysquishy: GUYS IT'S URGENT!! I RAN AWAY FROM HOME AND I NEED A PLACE TO STAY!!

DWAG: so wyd

must protect:  Bts <33

DWAG: oh hey have you heard that fob song with rm??

must protect: Who hasn't??

squishysquishy: YOU FAT CUNTS IM SERIOUS!!! I'M UNDER A FUCKING BRIDGE!!

DWAG: idk but maybe you havent??

must protect: Lmao

must protect: So what you doing??

DWAG: spotify, amino

DWAG: basically that's it

must protect: Music??

DWAG: all time low

DWAG: im sobbing

must protect: Oh hey, I like that band

DWAG: WE HAVE (jumps off counter) SO MUCH (runs outside) TO TALK ABOUT (at your door already)

must protect: (opens the door) Hello??

squishysquishy: I'm breaking up with u Hong Kong

DWAG: WOAH OKAY LET'S SLOW DOWN THERE PARTNER WHAT THE FRICKLING FUCK HAPPENED

squishysquishy: QUICK SUMMARY OF TODAY'S EVENTS-

squishysquishy: RAN AWAY FROM HOME - AM WANDERING AROUND WHO KNOWS WHERE - A HOBO IS LOOKING AT ME WITH HUNGRY EYES

DWAG: make sure to add some spices to yourself before the hobo eats u

squishysquishy: Haha really fucking funny I NEED SOMEWHERE TO STAY FOREVER

DWAG: if u ran away you can't come here

DWAG: sorry bud

squishysquishy: LIECHTENSTEIN

must protect: (creeps out the door)

squishysquishy: I'M SERIOUS, HONESTLY

must protect:  ....... Fine.... but you're gonna have to be really really polite. I'm going to tell big brother

squishysquishy: FUCKING LIFE SAVER!!! OK IM RUNNIN TO DA AIRPORT

DWAG: run u lil tit

squishysquishy: Hey

Dinosaur:  OH I CAN'T BELIVE IT!!! IM GOING TO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU RAN AWAY HEHEHE

squishysquishy: PETER YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE PLEASE DON'T

Dinosaur: Unless...you let me use your laptop...

squishysquishy: ..... Ok but delete the history browser

Dinosaur: Deal

DWAG: send a pic of it before you delete it and i'll give you my netflix password + 20$

Dinosaur: DEAL

squishysquishy: gOddamIT